I'll Sue Ya

Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
Yankovic-Ill Sue Ya
I sued Taco Bell
Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldnt use their microwave
To dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink
Cause I called them up
N they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks
Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr, it was cold!
I sued ToysRUs
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death
Ugh, I sued PetCo
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca-Cola, yo
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck !
I sued Delta Airlines
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!
Yeah!!!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
Im gonna sue, sue
Yes, Im gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah thats what Im gonna do
Im gonna sue, sue
Yes, Im gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
Ugh!!
I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose
I sued Home Depot
Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers
Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesnt work
I sued Fruit of the Loom
Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk
I sued Verizon
Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phoneis roaming
I sued Colorado
Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming
I sued Neiman Marcus
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck
...
Aw, do I even need a reason?
Ugh!
If I sprain my ankle
While Im robbing your place
If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face
Im gonna sue, sue
Yes, Im gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah thats what Im gonna do
Im gonna sue, sue
Yes, Im gonna sue
Sue, sue, thats right Im gonna sue you
Ugh!

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ill sue ya!
Ill take all of your money
Ill sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya!
Ill take all of your money
Ill sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya!
Ill take all of your money
Ill sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya!
Ill take all of your money
Ill sue ya!
If you even look at me funny
Ill sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Ill sue ya!
Whatchall think of that?
Ill sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya!
Ill sue ya!
Ugh!