Dog Eat Dog

Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my, my very own
Scotch tape dispenser
And I got a private parking space, ha
And I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it
In big bold letters so everyone knows its mine
Dont even touch it cause it doesnt belong to you
Im watching you, so dont get funny
Im climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out, its dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out, well, its dog eat dog
Here we go
I love to watch my boss get angry
So I can count the veins in his neck, ha
Every day is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a check
Well, do I smell jelly donuts?
This is my lucky day
Ill have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
Theyll never miss it, no, theyll never miss it
Im climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out, well, its dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Watch out, hey, well, its dog eat dog
Sometimes
I cant believe this is all really happening
Sometimes
I cant believe that
Im really sitting here
Sometimes
I tell myself, 'This is not my beautiful stapler'
Sometimes
I tell myself, 'This is not my beautiful chair'
Nobodys sure what
I do hereAnd thats just fine with me
Five oclock is here much too soon now
Cause I just never wanna leave
I can bend paper clipsinto the shapes of small animals
Maybe I could get on, on
David Letterman
I think I made a big mistake
Wheres my liquid paper?
Wheres my liquid paper?
Im climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now
Watch out, its dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright
Better be careful now, its dog eat dog
Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now
Look out, mama, its dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good
Hey, dog eat dog
Here we go, dog eat dog
Say, dog eat dog
Hey, hey, dog eat dog
Say, dog eat dog
Here we go, dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog
Dog eat dog