Living With A Hernia

Help me out, dig
All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician,
Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there aint nothin to discuss
He tells me any day,
I might have to wear a truss
Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
Feel so old
Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
Cant run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul, cant play tennis
And its hard to bowl
You cant even do the splits now, say it
Better call it quits now, now
Im sick of all this dancin anyhow
Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
I live with a hernia, cant get up, cant bend over
Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down , let me clue you in theres incomplete
Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richters hernia
Obstructed, inguinal and direct
Living with a hernia rupture
I said its causin me such irritation
Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
Living with a hernia,
I feel bad