The Only Good Thing About Bad Bob

He crushes ants just for fun
他故意踩死螞蟻
And if you need a friend, he is not the one
如果你需要一個朋友，那一定不是他
He came and he saw and we fled
他一走近就會看到我們一哄而散
His mere presence will fill us with dread
他什麼都不做就會使我們感到恐懼
His beginning is our end
他的開始就是我們的結束
He's a terrible blend of disaster and malaise
他是災難和不安的恐怖結合體
And if you ask he won't care
如果你問他，他是不會在意的
He finds joy in despair
他在絕望中作樂
He's bad in a myriad of ways
他在各方面都很壞
If you're feeling blue
如果你正憂鬱
Oh Bob, may come to you
哦，鮑勃可能會找到你
He don't care, if you're down
他不在意，你是否失落
Or you're lost
還是迷失自我
And if you're feeling low, Bob's house is where to go
如果你意氣消沉，鮑勃的家正是好去處
He don't care, if you weep
他不在意，你是否哭泣
Or you sob
還是哽咽
And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob
這是鮑勃唯一的優點
His frown is the size of the moon
他的不滿意像月亮那麼大
And he has no heart, no song, no tune
他沒有心，沒有感情
His smile has never been seen
沒有人見過他笑
He's the dictionary definition of mean
他就是吝嗇的代名詞
He says the wrong words
他經常說很多錯誤的詞語
And even the birds are dismayed by his gaze
甚至小鳥都被他的目光嚇到
He could scatter a crowd, not even is mum is that proud
他可以使人群散去，連他媽媽都不會那麼驕傲
He's bad in a myriad of ways
他在各方面都很壞
And if you've lost your heart
如果你失去了信心
Bob is the place to start
鮑勃是你重新開始的地方
He don't care, if you're down
他不在意，你是否失落
Or your lost
還是迷失自我
But if you're feeling low
但是如果你意氣消沉
Bob's house is a place to go
鮑勃的家正是好去處
He don't care, if you weep
他不在意，你是否哭泣
Or you sob
還是哽咽
And that's the only goodthing about Bad Bob
這是鮑勃唯一的優點