Buy Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a
CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da
T-shirtWit' de alligator on
Used to live in
JamaicaBut
I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings
I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely
RastamanLiving in dis
American town
Gonna sell me
Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some
Jackson Browne
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a
CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da
T-shirtWit' de alligator on
Gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a
Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors
Over for a weenie barbecue
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a
CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get a funny little
T-shirtWit' de alligator on
Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ja(Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard)
I need a,
Ja(Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard)
I Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a
CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I get da T-shirt
Wit' de alligator on(What'd you say?)
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a
CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da
T-shirtWit' de alligator on(What'd you say?)
I Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a
CuisinartGet a wall to wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da
T-shirtWit' de alligator on