White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version)

They see me mowin'
當他們看到
My front lawn
我在家門前割草
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
我知道他們都認為我就是個白人書呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我太白太宅
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
沒發現我又白又宅？
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
看看我，我又白又宅
I wanna roll with
我想和幫派成員們
The gangstas
一起嗨
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
但是他們都覺得我只是個白人書呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我太白太宅
I'm just too white and nerdy
我實在是太白太宅
Really, really white and nerdy
真是TM又白又宅
First in my class here at MIT
我是麻省理工的大學霸
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
還是個D&D(龍與地下城)專家
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
MC'艾薛爾是我最喜歡的rap歌手
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
不要請我喝酒，我只喝伯爵奶茶
My rims never spin, to the contrary
我的輪胎鋼圈，不但不會轉
You'll find that they're quite stationary
而且你會發現它穩得不得了
All of my action figures are cherry
我的手辦都是原裝未拆的
Steven Hawking's in my library
我的藏書裡有史蒂芬霍金的
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
我的部落格頁面超屌
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
一堆人搶著要進入我前八名的好友名單
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
喲！我能夠背'兀'超過一千位
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
我沒有金牙但我有閃亮牙套
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
我的三明治一定要放美乃茲
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
我是掃雷高手-可以玩上一整天
Once you see my sweet moves you' re gonna stay amazed
只要你看到一次我風騷的走位絕對會大開眼界
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
我的鍵盤輸入快到噴火
There's no killer app I haven't run
沒有我沒玩過的殺手App
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Pascal語言我第一
Do vector calculus just for fun
拿矢量微積分當興趣
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
我沒有手槍但我有小焊槍
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
歡樂時光是我最愛的主題曲
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
我確信打乒乓球你會被我狂虐
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
各款桌上知識遊戲我都可以稱王
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
我的java語流暢得跟克林貢語差不多
They see me roll on
他們看到我在騎
My Segway
我的賽格威平衡車
I know in my heart they think I 'm white and nerdy
我深知他們覺得我就是個白人書呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我太白太宅
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
沒發現我又白又宅？
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
看看我我又白又宅
I'd like to roll with
我想和幫派成員們
The gangstas
一起嗨
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
儘管很明顯我是個白人書呆子
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我太白太宅
I'm just too white and nerdy
我真是太白太宅
How'd I get so white and nerdy?
我怎會這麼白這麼宅？
I've been browsin', inspectin'
我不斷瀏覽，蒐集情報
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
收集所有X戰警漫畫書
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
我胸前的口袋有一堆原子筆，我必須守護它們！
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
有人體工學的鍵盤讓我永遠不會無聊
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
我網購空白光碟隨身碟
I edit Wikipedia
我編輯維基百科
I memorized Holy Grail really well
我背'聖杯傳奇'滾瓜爛熟
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
我可以立刻背橋段讓你笑到站不起來
I got a business doing websites
我也接一些網站生意
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
當我朋友需要編程還能找誰?
I do HTML for 'em all
我為他們每個人寫HTML
Even made a homepage for my dog
甚至為我的狗建了個網站！
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
喲 ！我買了一個霹靂腰包
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
因為GAP正好在打折
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
我與氣泡包裝袋共度春宵
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
啪啪啪！希望沒人看到我
Gettin' freaky
真是獵奇
I'm nerdy in the extreme
我是書呆子中的王者
And whiter than sour cream
並且比酸奶酪還白
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
我加入過影音器材社男聲合唱團甚至西洋棋社！
Only question I
唯一的問題
Ever thought was hard
讓我很糾結
Was do I like Kirk
就是我到底喜歡艦長寇克
Or do I like Picard
還是艦長畢凱
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
我的每個週末都要參加文藝復興扮裝園遊會
Got my name on my underwear
我的每一件內褲都要寫上名字！
They see me strollin'
他們看到我晃來晃去
They laughin'
他們嘲笑著我
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
眼睛轉個不停
Just because I'm white and nerdy
因為我是個白人書呆子
Just because I'm white and nerdy
只因我又白又宅
All because I'm white and nerdy
全因我又白又宅
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
老天啊，我真是我又白又宅！
I wanna bowl with
我想和幫派朋友們
The gangstas
一起打保齡球
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
但是，唉，很明顯我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我又白又宅
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
認為我太白太宅
I'm just too white and nerdy
我真是太白太宅
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
看看我，我又白又宅