I Will Never Be A Star

They're amazing, don't you think?
他們很酷，不是嗎？
So incredibly talented
如此有才華；
So many hits on YouTube
在油管上獲得如此多的點擊；
So many things to live up to
有如此多的事情做；
They're amazing, don't you think?
他們很酷，不是嗎？
My two older brothers
我的兩個哥哥啊，
They've had a wonderful career
他們都有這成功的事業。
But I was never asked to join them
但我卻未曾詢問是否可以加入他們。
Oh God, how can it be?
哦天啊，這可能嗎！ ？
Those assholes did not ask me?
這群混蛋也不會問問我！ ？
I will never be a star
我永不會成為一個明星。
I will never ever do a concert
我也不可能辦一場演唱會。
Never perform with an audience
永遠不會和觀眾一起表演
I'll never stand alone on stage
我不可能獨自在舞台上作秀
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
我沒有那個勇氣
Guess I would **** it up anyway
猜猜我會不會搞砸它
I will never be a star
我永不會成為一個明星。
I have some tricks up my sleeve
我有一些花招
How I wish that I can show them
我多麼想表演它們
I spin a pen around my thumb
我在拇指周圍旋轉一支筆
And then I grab it with my index
然後我用我的索引來把它抓住
I want to show it
我想要表演它
But I know I can't
但我知道我不會成功
Cause the live audience
只因現場還有觀眾
Gives me nerves here I stand
給我在這待著的勇氣
I tremble, I sweat
我顫抖著，流著汗
Shivers run down my spine
當我伸出胳膊準備做準備時
As I stretch out my arm and prepare
顫抖刺激了我的脊梁
That's why I'll never be a star
那就是為什麼我不會成為明星
I wouldn't know how to move my body
我不會知道如何優美得舞動身姿
I would be stiff as a traffic light
我會像交通燈一樣僵硬
I will never be a star
我不會成為明星
I wouldn't know how to top the With lots of smoke going everywhere
這裡到處是煙我也不知道怎麼做
Ok, listen up everyone!
好了所有人，豎起你們的耳朵！ ！ ！
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
我知道你沉迷於轉筆的特技！ ！ ！
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
這真的很簡單你也可以學會的！ ！ ！
Just go to YouTube and search for 'pen trick'
只要上油管查查“轉筆技巧”！ ！ ！
That's what I did!
我就是這麼做的！ ！ ！ ！ ！
I will never be a star
我不會成為明星
You better believe it
你最好相信我的話
Cause I mean it
因為我已經很明白的說出來了
I will never be
我永不會
I will never be a star
我永不會成為一個明星！ ！ ！