Paperback Writer (Remastered 2015)

Paperback writer
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
親愛的女士先生們你會讀我的書嗎
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
我伏案寫了幾年你能行行好看看嗎
Based on a novel by a man named Lear
故事的主人公是一個叫李爾的男人
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
我需要工作我想成為一個暢銷書作者
Paperback writer.
暢銷書作者
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
這是一個骯髒之人的骯髒故事
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
他那粘人的老婆絕不會懂
His son is working for the Daily Mail,
他的兒子在每日郵報上班
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
那是一份穩定工作但他也想成為一個暢銷書作者
Paperback writer.
暢銷書作者
Paperback writer
暢銷書作者
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
書洋洋灑灑一千頁可能遠遠不止
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
一兩週內我會創作更多
I can make it longer if you like the style,
你若喜歡這種風格我會寫得更長
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,
我能將之改頭換面我想成為一個暢銷書作者
Paperback writer.
暢銷書作者
If you really like it you can have the rights,
你若喜歡這玩意你也可以自己試著創作
It could make a million for you overnight.
它能讓你一夜成名腰纏萬貫
If you must return it, you can send it here
要是你不喜歡就撂這兒吧
But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,
但我得養精蓄銳我想成為一個暢銷書作者
Paperback writer.
暢銷書作者
Paperback writer
暢銷書作者
Paperback writer - paperback writer
暢銷書作者暢銷書作者
Paperback writer - paperback writer
暢銷書作者暢銷書作者