when i was you rage
Weird Al Yankovic
when i was you rage 歌詞
Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight
聽我說,小子,我今兒跟你把話說明白
You kids today aint never had it rough
你們這群兔崽子從來都不知好歹
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
什麼好吃的好玩兒的都是巴兒巴兒地供給你
You lazy brats think nothings good enough
你們這一個個懶貨還覺得事事不如意
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
哼,我小時候外邊兒零下六七十度哪兒有人開車送我去讀書
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
我們那會兒都得光著屁股在雪地裡走六十幾公里
Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
還得在煤礦裡打工,每天干二十二個小時就給半分錢
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
把腎賣了只為了能有個地方住
When I was your age. When I was your age
我小時候,我小時候
When I was your age. When I was your age
我小時候,我小時候
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
我跟你說個事兒,小白眼兒狼
Theres something wrong with all you kids today
你們現在的孩子全身都是壞毛病
You just dont appreciate all the things youve got
從來不知道珍惜現在的美好生活
We were hungry, broke and miserable
我們那會兒又餓又窮,現在看那日子根本沒法兒過
And we liked it better that way
我們還不是一樣活得挺不錯
There were seventy-three of us living in a cardboard box
我們七十三個人擠在一個紙板箱裡頭住
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
一小袋破石頭就是聖誕禮物
Every night for dinner we had a big old chunk of dirt
哪有什麼晚餐吃土才能果腹
If we were really good we didnt get dessert
就是再聽話,甜點是啥想都沒敢想過
When I was your age. When I was your age
我小時候,我小時候
When I was your age. When I was your age
我小時候,我小時候
Didnt have no telephone didnt have no fax machine
那會兒哪有什麼傳真機和電話
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
有的就幾個破罐子和幾根臟不拉幾的繩兒
Didnt have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
我小時候哪兒有什麼游泳池
Our neighbors septic tank was the closest thing we had
見過的池子也就只有隔壁的化糞池
Didnt have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
沒有牙線都是用臟兮兮的指甲摳牙
Didnt have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
任天堂是啥,我們能玩兒的就只有蝸牛
Didnt have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
還水床呢,我們那會兒睡的都是玻璃渣
Didnt have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
沒有割草機,全都是用牙啃的啊
Whats the matter now, sonny, you say you dont believe this junk?
小子你什麼意思,不信是吧
You think my storys wearin kinda thin?
你覺得我這些都是編的?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
混蛋我跟你說,我小時候從來不跟你似的這麼狗屁不通
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline
我們那會兒,有個東西叫紀律
Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve
每天晚上我爹都抽我抽到十二點過
Then hed get too tired and hed make us whop ourselves
他要是累了,就讓我們自己抽自己
Then hed chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
然後他再把我們剁了,拿我腦子扔飛鏢
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain
我跟你說,王八羔兒,我一句抱怨的話都沒有過
When I was your age. When I was your age
我小時候,我小時候
When I was your age. When I was your age
我小時候,我小時候