I Will Never Be A Star

They're amazing, don't you think?
他们很酷，不是吗？
So incredibly talented
如此有才华；
So many hits on YouTube
在油管上获得如此多的点击；
So many things to live up to
有如此多的事情做；
They're amazing, don't you think?
他们很酷，不是吗？
My two older brothers
我的两个哥哥啊，
They've had a wonderful career
他们都有这成功的事业。
But I was never asked to join them
但我却未曾询问是否可以加入他们。
Oh God, how can it be?
哦天啊，这可能吗！？
Those assholes did not ask me?
这群混蛋也不会问问我！？
I will never be a star
我永不会成为一个明星。
I will never ever do a concert
我也不可能办一场演唱会。
Never perform with an audience
永远不会和观众一起表演
I'll never stand alone on stage
我不可能独自在舞台上作秀
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
我没有那个勇气
Guess I would **** it up anyway
猜猜我会不会搞砸它
I will never be a star
我永不会成为一个明星。
I have some tricks up my sleeve
我有一些花招
How I wish that I can show them
我多么想表演它们
I spin a pen around my thumb
我在拇指周围旋转一支笔
And then I grab it with my index
然后我用我的索引来把它抓住
I want to show it
我想要表演它
But I know I can't
但我知道我不会成功
Cause the live audience
只因现场还有观众
Gives me nerves here I stand
给我在这待着的勇气
I tremble, I sweat
我颤抖着，流着汗
Shivers run down my spine
当我伸出胳膊准备做准备时
As I stretch out my arm and prepare
颤抖刺激了我的脊梁
That's why I'll never be a star
那就是为什么我不会成为明星
I wouldn't know how to move my body
我不会知道如何优美得舞动身姿
I would be stiff as a traffic light
我会像交通灯一样僵硬
I will never be a star
我不会成为明星
I wouldn't know how to top the With lots of smoke going everywhere
这里到处是烟我也不知道怎么做
Ok, listen up everyone!
好了所有人，竖起你们的耳朵！！！
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
我知道你沉迷于转笔的特技！！！
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
这真的很简单你也可以学会的！！！
Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
只要上油管查查“转笔技巧”！！！
That's what I did!
我就是这么做的！！！！！
I will never be a star
我不会成为明星
You better believe it
你最好相信我的话
Cause I mean it
因为我已经很明白的说出来了
I will never be
我永不会
I will never be a star
我永不会成为一个明星！！！