Stonehenge

My life is so successful
我的生活如此成功

我已走向人生巅峰
I've got everything a man could ever need.
花1000块理个头发

而且主持脱口秀场(指挪威脱口秀“I kveld med Ylvis” )
Got a 1000 dollar haircut
我知道我本应快乐

然而却被一个问题迷惑着——
And I even have a talk show on TV
巨石阵的意义是什么？

快急死我了，居然没人知道
And I know I should be happy, but instead
为什么5000年前要建起这个东西

为什么他们要建巨石阵？
There's a question I can't get out of my head.
他们是怎么把石头托举到那么高

而且完全没有用那些
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
我们今天才有的技术？

当我在切墨西哥辣椒、
It's killing me that no one knows
鱿鱼，和帕尔玛火腿时，

老子就是王！
Why it was built 5000 years ago.
我妻子在厨房里鼓掌加油

而我告诉她这些都是从商店里买的
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
而后孩子们安然入寝，我俩共处一室

她报我以微笑
How could they raise the stones so high
然后玩起我的（哔—）

而我所念所想，皆为巨石阵
Completely without the technology
这巨石阵伴我入梦

那是我见过的最大的石头阵啊
We have today?
巨石阵的目的是什么？

是一个巨大的花岗岩蛋糕
When I make my jalape?os
或是一个超容易越狱的监牢？

巨石阵！巨石阵！好多石头排成一列！
Calamari and prosciutto
哥们，那每个石头有25吨重

但都奇迹般地被插在沙子里
I'm the king!
然后挪呀（巨石阵！）

然后拖哟（巨石阵！）
My wife applaud（s） me in the kitchen
然后把石头从46英里远的威尔士一路滚过来！

嘿，威尔士！
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
巨石阵是个什么情况？

（什么情况，什么情况，什么情况）
（And） When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
你们起码应该给个线索吧

当你们在建造这TM的石头迷宫的时候！
She gives me a smile
（谁TM）

谁TM建造了这个巨石阵？
Then she plays with my balls
（TM建造了这个巨石阵？）

两个石器时代的家伙无所事事
（But?） All I think of is Stonehenge
突然就说，“哥们咱们来建一两个石阵吧！”

我愿付出一切
I think about it when I dream
来了解巨石阵

是的，我愿付出一切
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
你会付出你的汽车吗？

你在逗我呢，我当然会给啊
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
我愿付出我的汽车

你的车是什么牌子的？
A giant granite birthday cake
思域，思域，本田思域！
Or a prison far too easy to escape?
一辆值得信赖的车！

别管车了，回到巨石阵上来
Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!
是什么石阵，再说一遍？

是巨石阵，是巨石阵
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
天了噜，那是最伟大的石阵

巨石阵的意义是什么？
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it （Stonehenge!）
And they dragged it （Stonehenge!）
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales!

Hey miles from Wales!）
What's the deal with Stonehenge?
（Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal）
You should have left a tiny hint

When you made this ******* labyrinth, of stone!
（Who the...）
Who the **** builds a Stonehenge?
**** builds a Stonehenge?）

Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do

Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"

I would give anything to know

About the Stonehenge
Yeah, I would give all I have to give

Would you give them your car?

（Mmm） Are you kidding me, of course
I would have given the car

What car do you drive?

Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!

A car you can trust!
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge

What henge is that again?

It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!

God, it is the greatest henge of all!

What's the meaning of Stonehenge?