Tor Kraft

Tor Kraft - Ylvis （伊尔维萨克兄弟）
Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
Producer ：Lars Devik/Ylvis
Shut up and listen I will show you how it's done
The process with your diving board has already begun
I can already tell that you're thinking too small
You need to build big or build nothing at all
I know it's not politically correct to say
But diving boards are tiny and well kind of gay
I won't hear another word about this diving board crap
Let's build something huge that puts Hamar on the map
He's the man who makes it bigger
Tor can make it stronger
Everything is better with Kraft
He will use his power
Maximize the tower Tor Kraft
Priscilla cup of coffee
No the small one
The small one
Thank you
You see everything looks better if you maximize
If you like it then imagine it twice the size
Let's multiply and magnify and double by ten
And then triple and quadruple it again and again
For location I'm thinking in the middle of the lake
Pointless and expensive and hard to make
Then we add a bridge built with floating cement
And then we scale it up 500percent
He's the man who makes it bigger
Tor can make it stronger
Everything is better with Kraft
Watch him use his power
To maximize the tower Tor Kraft
Quiet when he's etching
Silent when he's sketching
Genius at work Tor Kraft
Look he is on fire
Architect Messiah Tor Kraft
Yes yes yes I did it
The tower is finished
Genius creation
Diving board sensation
Lucky thing you chose Tor Kraft
The tower's finished
Kraft you need it
Kraft he makes it
Kraft
He's Tor Kraft
Kraft