Snoopy (史努比)

笑對人有益，只要不出人命就好。
Laughing is good for you if you dont kill yourself.
有時候當狗還真難……
Sometimes its very diffcule being a dog …
我大概永遠也遇不到任何合理的問題。
I didnt think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
眼睛會欺騙人，雙腿會累死人，但胃卻專給人找麻煩！
Eyes decetive and legs fail,but its the stomach that gets you in trouble!
實在不值得去聽那種貶低我價值的話！
Its not worth it to know youre not worth it!
別難過……世界上有許多人還不知道他們到底是誰或什麼。
Dont feel bad ……there are a lot of people in this world who dont know who they are or what they are.
有些玩笑的代價比較昂貴……
Some laughts are woryj more than other …
當狗就是這點不好，別人甚麼事都不告訴你……
Thats the only trouble with being a dog …they never tell you anything …
生命的秘密就在於遠觀最佳。
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
在工作中追求樂趣是好事，但太快樂了會帶來危險……
幸福是一隻快樂的小狗
一隻小狗隻有在什麼都不干的情況下才會受到表揚！
如果你不嘗試飛行，那你就得一輩子坐辦公桌了！
熱愛你的敵人，也是一種幸福。
我用半輩子的時間死盯著後門，盼望著晚飯送出來……