Niko Its Your Cousin

Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling...

I came into this country
To leave a life of trouble
But ever since since I got here man
My blood pressure has doubled
These promises of freedom
And mammary attractions
Turned out to be a bunch of crap
And misleading distractions

My cousin is an idiot
Hes always in a mess
And cleaning up his problems
Is a constant source of stress
And every time Im on a job
He wont leave me alone
Every hour every minute man
He rings my bloody phone...

Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling!
And afterwards well go get drunk
And go a rock-n-rolling !
Cousin, its your cousin!
Lets get a Bleeder Burger!
And wash away the taste of all
That carnage, crime & murder

Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling!
Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling!

Roman what the hell!
Now is really not the time...
Im kind of in the middle of
A quite demanding crime
Im driving like a maniac
Im on a high speed chase
And you want me to desist
So you can stuff your fatty face?
Why dont you phone these cops
And tell them to calm down
Maybe then Ill have the time
To ferry you around
Ill phone you when its over
If I dont hit a wall
And then Ill show you just where
You can stick your bowling balls

Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling!
And afterwards well go get drunk
And go a rock-n-rolling!
Cousin, its your cousin!
Lets get a Bleeder Burger!
And wash away the taste of all
That carnage, crime & murder

Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling!
Niko its your cousin!
Why dont you take me bowling!

Ive got 99 trouble on this city
And a fat idiot cousin is definite one