Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)

Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here!
啊嗬，大家好啊！我是海綿寶寶！
Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring
聖誕節需要禮物和裝飾，分享和關心
So during this most festive season, please, dont be a jerk
在這歡樂節日里，別做個傻瓜
Bring joy to the world, its the thing to do
世界需要歡聲笑語
But the world does not revolve around you
但地球並不繞你而轉
Dont be a jerk
別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天是聖誕節
Theres a sign above the line that says 'Express'
看那標牌上寫著“表現”
That means ten items or less
那就意味著該做點什麼了
Dont be a jerk
別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天可是聖誕節
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
善待嬰孩、動物與長者
Cuz thats how youd like them to treat you
因為你我深知投桃報李
Use turn signals, dont screen my calls
打開轉向燈，不要掛我電話
Dont you wreck my house when you deck the halls
裝飾門廳時也不要搗毀我的家
Spit your gum where it wont wind up on my shoe
別吐口香糖在我腳下
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
擠牙膏也要從尾部出發
Dont be a jerk (dont be a jerk)
別犯傻了別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天可是聖誕節
Its Christmas！
今天可是聖誕節！

Hhhhhh(笑……）
When others are talking never interrupt
別人說話不要插嘴
Dont put people down or leave the toilet seat up
奚落嘲諷也不應該；更不要用完馬桶再提起座圈
Its the time for family and holly and turkey
今天是家人、聖誕樹與火雞的節日
Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
是歡樂時光而非傻蛋節（享受愉悅別犯傻）
Dont dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
無論如何也別伸手進麥片盒
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
以防你挑走美味只留予我殘渣
Dont be a jerk(dont be a jerk)
別犯傻了別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天可是聖誕節
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
聖誕老人會滿足你所有願望
Why whine about the one that he missed?
一分疏漏又有何妨
Dont be a jerk (dont be a jerk)
別犯傻了別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天可是聖誕節
Its Christmas！
今天可是聖誕節！
Dont be a jerk (dont be a jerk)
別犯傻了別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天可是聖誕節
Dont be a jerk (dont be a jerk)
別犯傻了別犯傻了
Its Christmas
今天可是聖誕節