Idiot Friends

Hey everybody,
大家好
it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena，
歡迎來到蟹堡王
We've got a real special show for you'll tonight，
今晚為你們準備了一個特別的節目
Featuring my new best pal,
我的新朋友主演
this guy，
就是他
He is an idiot，
他是個傻瓜
So what are we going to sing about,SpongeBob?
那我們要唱什麼呢，海綿寶寶
We are going to sing a song about friends，
我們要為朋友們唱一首歌
What kind of friends,SpongeBob?
什麼朋友呢，海綿寶寶
Well, listen up and I'll tell you，
聽好了，我要說嘍
Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
當你傷心難過時誰在你身邊
Idiot friends，
傻朋友
Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
誰找到你突然拍你一下
Idiot friends，
傻朋友
Who puts dodging you so you can save the town?
誰和你一起躲避讓你可以拯救小鎮
Idiot friends,idiot friends, idiot friends，
傻朋友，傻朋友，傻朋友
Idiot friends，
傻朋友
Idiot friends，
傻朋友
You know SpongeBob，
你知道嗎海綿寶寶
All we're going to do is singing about，
我們做的就是歌頌
What are good for you，
你的優點
Well, what have you done for me?
你為我做過什麼呢
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
誰會幫你把掉到地上的褲子穿上
Thanks buddy, cashes，
謝了，伙計
Who, an idiot friend would do that?
傻朋友會做什麼
Let's bring it home, idiot friend，
我們把它帶回家吧，傻朋友
Okay，
好的
Who lets you ride on his coffins?
誰讓你在他的棺材上騎車
Who slaps you hard and often?
誰總是扇你一巴掌
What do you and me have in common?
你我的共同之處
We're idiot friends。
我們是好朋友