T和S去IP song

Freshman year
新生的這一年
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
我沒有女朋友也不知道該怎麼做
I was a loser
我只是一個廢物
just like you
就像你一樣
Good times would only
大好時光只能
Soar by
飛逝
I was gross
那時候我超噁心
As every female would attest
每一個女性都能證明
My sexting was a futile quest
我的右手活動只是浪費時間
My little penis was depressed
我的小兄弟十分鬱悶
He was so lonely
他太孤單了
Poor guy
真是可憐
I was
我真的是
Hopeless, hopeless
無助啊無助
I was
我曾經
Helpless, helpless
無助啊無助
Every time I'd walk the hallway
每次我走在大廳裡
I would trip
恨不得逃走
I was
我總是
Stagnant and idle
死氣沉沉
I was
我總是
So suicidal
像要自殺
And then
但是之後
Then, then
不久之後
Then, then
不久之後
Then, then
不久之後
Then, then
不久之後
Then, then
不久之後
Then, then I got a Squip
不久之後我得到了一個斯奎普
You got quick?
你變得更快了
Not quick
不是變快了
Squip
斯奎普
I've just never heard of it before
我以前從來沒有聽說過
Yeah, that's the point!
對重點來了
This is some top-secret
這是一個頂級機密
can't-even-look-it-up-on-the -internet shit
甚至在網上都找不到
It's from Japan
它來自日本
It's a gray, oblong pill
是一種灰色的長方形藥片
Quantum nano- technology CPU
量子納米科技處理技術
The quantum computer in the pill
這種藥裡的量子計算機
will travel through your blood until
可以通過你的血液
It implants in your brain
植入你的大腦
and it tells you what to do
然後告訴你該做什麼
So..
.所以...
It's like ...
就像是...
Drugs?
k藥?
It's better than drugs, Jeremy
比k藥還爽傑瑞米
It's from Japan!
它來自日本!
It's a gray, oblong pill
是一種灰色長方形的藥片
Quantum nano-technologyCPU
量子納米科技處理技術
The quantum computer in the pill
藥片裡的量子計算機
will travel through your blood until
可以通過你的血液
It implants in your brain
植入你的大腦
and it tells you what to do
然後告訴你該做什麼
It tells you what to do
它會告訴你該做什麼
It's preprogrammed
它有預編程序
It's amazing
它特別不可思議
Speaks to you directly
直截了當的指示你
You behave as
只要你聽他的話
It's appraising
按照他的指示執行
Helps you act correctly
你就會有正確的表現
Helps you to be cool
讓你變得酷起來
It helps you rule
讓你適應規則
Cause right now you're
因為現在的你
Helpless, helpless
是不是很無助
You are
馬上就要
Almost hopeless
陷入絕望
On the school's social map you're just a blip
在學校的社交地圖上簡直不值一提
But if you
但是如果你
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
聽我的然後付出一點點的代價
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
你就會從衰神變成靚仔
To hip - Your whole life will flip!
然後掌控自己的人生
When you buy a Squip!
當你買到斯奎普!
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
嘿，耶，斯奎普
Oh, a Squip
噢，斯奎普
Hey, yeah!
嘿，耶！
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
當你掌握一切的時候就不會再失去
A Squip
斯奎普
A Squip
斯奎普
A Squip
斯奎普