s eg way polo

Whoa yeah,
Segway Polo
Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet
Even the professionals dont know how to ride a segway scooter
Its okay bro, hug it out, yeah.
Hit the ball into the goal
Because thats how you win at
Segway Polo
This is the most intense sport
Ive ever-
Whoa! That guys wearing lederhosen yeah
Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!
This German dude is really pissed off
Dude, chill out.
Its just
Segway Polo
Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap
Theres an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo
Theres a merch table in case you want to buy crap
Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass!
This guys going through a mid- life crisis
Segway Polo, heck yeah!
Kid Rock, heck yeah!
Black people,
Heck yeah!
Bouncing boobies,
HECK YEAH!!!
This guys waiting for some surprise butt ass
HERE IT CO
MES! Look at me mom!
Im failing on the internet!
This guys getting tired of playing
Segway Polo
Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding
Oh snap! Its tied!
Have to go to a shoot out!
Im super excited!
Theyre super excited!
LETS DO T
HIS! Shoot
Miss Shoot
Miss Shoot
Miss Shoot
Miss Shoot
Whoa score!
YOU WIN! Now hump your teammate!