Hardcore Max 2

MAX!
Max had a car thats really sweet
Doesnt wear a seatbelt cause thats for geeks
Not just that but it chafs his neck
And he thinks its stupid as heck
Max! Max ! Max!
Max has got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A two door freakin car!
Its fast! Its fast!
Its really freakin fast!
And , it is, really badass!
Max doesnt stop at stop signs
Cause theyre retarded
What is that smell
Im smelling?
He just farted
Never signals while changing lanes
Drives with no hands cause hes insane
And if you think that is absurd
Hell turn to you and flip a bird
Max! Max! Max!
Max has got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A two door freakin car!
It has, gold rims!
They are really sick!
Yeah, like, Max!
Max is really sick!
He talks on his cell phone
He doesnt use a bluetooth
And if you dent his car
Hell hit your face like Babe Ruth
Uses the most expensive gas
His driving skills are unsurpassed
Does doughnuts every chance he gets
Hes even cooler than Pete Wentz
Max! Max! Max!
Max has got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A two door freakin car!
He will, get his, license in six months
But now, he has, a provisional license
Wait!
He only has his provisional drivers license?
But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times!
What!?
His moms been in the back seat the whole time?
So shes condoning these illegal activities!?
Shame on you , Maxs mom! Shame!
Max!
Look out!
A cliff!
Right in front of you!
Yeah!
A cliff!
A big ass freakin cliff!
Crap!
You are, flying off a cliff!
I hope, you are, wearing your seatbelt!
Oh and hes not wearing his seatbelt
I guess he didnt like how it felt
Now hes broken his manly legs
Max, hope you wont repeat the same mistakes
MAX!