Ami是Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
當我走過平時收割糧食的山谷時
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
看了眼我妻子發現她臉色蒼白
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
但這對我這種Amish人來說很完美
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
知道不，我排斥電器之類的新奇玩意
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
我在早上四點半擠牛奶
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
Jebediah餵雞Jebediah耕地...你個傻子！
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
我擠奶和耕田的時間長到
Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
連Ezekiel 都覺得我瘋了
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
我是大地之子，紀律是我的信條
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
我手上拿著聖經下巴蓄著絡腮胡
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
不過要是我和你都乾完了活
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
今晚我們就會來一場17世紀的派對
Weve been spending most our lives
我們的大半生都
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Ive churned butter once or twice
我也許會攪拌黃油一兩次
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Its hard work and sacrifice
意味著辛勤工作和犧牲
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
We sell quilts at discount price
我們有低價出售的被子
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周有個附近的小孩踢了我的屁股
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
我只是對他笑了笑然後讓他踢另一邊
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
我真的不在乎，我還希望他過得好
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
等他被地獄之火焚燒時我一定會笑到頭都掉下來
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
我從沒打過觀光客即使他們真的很欠揍
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
你覺得Amish人很傲慢？那是扯淡
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
我從不穿帶釦子的衣服，但我戴很酷的帽子
And my homeys agree I really look good in black. .. fool
並且我全家都認為我穿黑色很棒...你個傻子！
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
你要是來觀光，你一定會無聊到哭出來
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我們三百年都沒交過電話費
But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
但這真沒什麼稀奇的，所以請別對我們指指點點
Were just technologically impaired
我們只是不太懂現代科技
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
這裡沒電話，沒電燈，沒汽車
Not a single luxury
沒有一件奢侈品
Like Robinson Caruso
就像魯賓遜一樣
Its as primitive as can be
怎麼原始怎麼過
Weve been spending most our lives
我們的大半生都
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Were just plain and simple guys
我們只是樸素簡單的傢伙
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Theres no time for sin and vice
這裡沒時間去犯罪或者腐敗
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
We dont fight, we all play nice
我們不打架，我們相處愉快
Living in an Amish Paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
拴住馬車，攪拌許多黃油
Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
週一建了座穀倉，很快再建別的
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
你覺得你正直？你覺得你心靈純潔？
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
呵呵，我可是比你想的謙遜幾千倍
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我從小就希望成為虔誠的信徒
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
我夜以繼日的跪坐來積攢下半生的福數
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
所以別傲慢也別發牢騷
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval onyour heinie
要不然，兄弟，我也許會讓你有一個中世紀的屁股
Weve been spending most our lives
我們的大半生都
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Were all crazy Mennonites
我們都是狂熱的門諾派教徒
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Theres no cops or traffic lights
這裡沒有警察或者紅綠燈
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
But youd probably think it bites
但你可能覺得這不適合你
Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
啊噢噢噢，噢噢噢
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
啊噢噢噢，噢噢耶嘁