The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
小精靈們在工廠裡做玩具呢
For the good Gentile girls
送給非猶太族的乖女孩
and the good Gentile boys
和非猶太族的乖男孩
When the boss busted in,
當老闆破門而入時
nearly scared 'em half to death
差點嚇死他們
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
他手裡握著來复槍一身廉價威士忌的酒氣
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
從頭到腳綁滿了彈藥
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
就像醉酒加肥版的聖誕史泰龍
And he smiled and said,
他一邊笑著
with a twinkle in his eye,
一邊眨了眨眼說
Merry Christmas to all,
聖誕快樂大傢伙兒！
now you're all gonna die!
現在都給我死吧！
The night Santa went crazy
聖誕老人發瘋了
The night St. Nick went insane
聖·尼克失去理智了
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
他意識到自己需要被公平的對待
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
他的腦子裡一定有根弦突然斷了
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
唉，現在工廠沒了，他決定炸了它
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
你會發現到處都是丘比特和彗星的殘肢（第二、三隻馴鹿）
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
他把助手五花大綁，拿小精靈當成人質
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
他還把可憐的魯道夫碾成了馴鹿香腸（第十二隻馴鹿）
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
他用一把老舊的魯格爾手槍幹掉了舞蹈家和跳躍（第四、六隻馴鹿）
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
他就像弗萊迪·古格一樣腰斬了猛衝者（第一隻馴鹿）
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
接著他拿起噴火器烤熟了閃電（第九隻馴鹿）
And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
他還大嚼了一口說：“雞肉味，嘎嘣脆！”
The night Santa went crazy
聖誕老人發瘋了
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
耶誕老人崩壞了
Now youcan't hardly walk around the North Pole
現在你要是在北極閒逛
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
很難踩不到馴鹿的內臟
There's the National Guard and the F. B. I.
這來了國家警衛隊和F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
這還來了一車的目擊者新聞社的人
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
直升機不斷在上空盤旋
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
子彈滿天亂飛，死亡人數成倍增長
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
所有人都想知道， 噢聖誕老人，為什麼？
My my my my my my
噢噢噢噢哦哦哦
You used to be such a jolly guy
你從前是個多麼愉快的傢伙
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
沒錯，弗吉尼亞州，聖誕老人就在那服刑
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
由於臭名昭著的罪行被關進了聯邦監獄
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
嘿，小朋友，別再哭泣了
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
再過700年他就會變好了
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
但現在雌狐在接受心理治療，雷電一直神經緊張（第七、八隻馴鹿）
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
小精靈們都在郵局找到了新工作
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
他們說的克勞斯太太，每天晚上都在打電話
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
與她的律師談判電影版權
They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
他們都在講聖誕老人發瘋了
The night St. Nicholas flipped
聖·尼古拉斯變臉了
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
為了點牛奶和餅乾大打出手
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
在我看來他只是厭倦了被敲詐
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
喔，聖誕老人發瘋了
The night St. Nick went insane
聖·尼克失去理智了
Realized he'd been gettin ' a raw deal
他意識到自己需要被公平的對待
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
他的腦子裡一定有根弦突然斷了
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
喔，他的腦子裡一定有根弦突然斷了
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
跟你說，他的腦子裡一定有根弦....突然斷了