Turn It Off

ELDER MCKINLEY: I got a feeling,
我有一種直覺
That you could be feeling,
你能讓自己的感覺
A whole lot better than you feel today
比你現在的感覺變得更好
You say yave got a problem,
你說你有個問題
Well thats no problem,
哎呀這根本不是問題
Its super easy not to feel that way
轉換心情簡直不要太簡單
When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
當你因為自己腦海裡的想法感到疑惑時
Dont feel those feelings
不要去感受那種感覺
Hold them in instead
把它們壓抑到心底就好啦
Turn it off, like a light switch
關掉它，就像一盞燈
Just go click
只需要輕輕一按
Its a cool little Mormon trick
這是個炫酷的摩門小技巧
We do it all the time
我們總是這麼做
When youre feeling certain feelings that just dont seem right
當你覺得自己有了不太好的感覺
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
就把那些討厭的感覺當成一盞檯燈關掉
ELDER MICHAELS: And turnem off,
關掉它們
Like a light switch
就像關燈
ELDER CHURCH: just go BAP
啪地一下
ELDER NEELEY: Really whats so hard about that?
說真的那一點不難
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! (Turn it off! )
關掉它！ （關掉它！）
ELDER CHURCH: When I was young, my dad
在我小時候，我爸
Would treat my mom real bad,
對我媽非常差
Every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
每次猶他爵士隊輸了球
Hed start a drinking,
他就開始喝酒
And Id start a thinking,
而我開始發愁
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
怎樣才能讓我媽媽躲開他的拳頭？
Id see her all scared and my soul was dying,
看她這麼害怕，我難過得要死
My dad would say to me, 'Now dont you dare start crying!'
而我爸會對我說：“你敢哭一個試試！”
Turn it off
關掉它
Like a light switch
就像關燈
Just go flick
輕輕一摁
Its our nifty little Mormon trick!
這是我們超棒的摩門小把戲
Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off! )
關掉它！ （關，掉，它！）
ELDER THOMAS: My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
我姐姐是個舞者，但卻得了癌症
The doctor said she still had two months more
醫生說她還能活兩個月
I thought she had time, so I got in line
我以為她還有時間，就去蘋果商店
For the new iphone at the apple store.
排進買蘋果手機的長隊
She lay there dying with my father and mother
她躺在病床上，死前身邊只有我爸媽
Her very last words were ' where is my brother?'
她的遺言是：“我弟弟在哪？”
(Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a due!)
（關掉它！）沒錯！ （和傷心說再見！）
The fear that I might get cancer too
至少得癌症的不是我呀
ELDER MCKINLEY: When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade ( Steve Blade - )
我在五年級的時候，有個叫史蒂夫·布雷德的朋友（史蒂夫·布雷德）
He and I were close as two friend could be. (We could be more -)
我和他的關係好到不能再好（我們可以再進一步）
One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
事情一件接一件，我很快就發現
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
我對史蒂夫有了奇怪的感覺
I thought about us, on a deserted Island, (Were all alone- )
我幻想我倆身處孤島（只有我們兩個人）
Wed swim naked in the sea, and then hed try and...
我們在海裡裸泳，然後他試著——
WOAH! Turn if off! Like a light switch,
哇！關掉它！就像關燈一樣
There its gone! (Good for you!)
這些想法就消失了！ （恭喜恭喜）
My hetero side just won!
我直男的一面贏了！
Im all better now,
我現在好多了
Boys should be with girls thats heavenly fathers plan
根據天父的指示，男孩得和女孩在一起
So if you ever feel you rather be with a man,
所以如果你哪天覺得自己更願意和男人湊一對
Turn it off.
關掉它
ELDER PRICE: Well Elder McKinley, I think it& #x27;s okay that youre having gay thoughts,
那個，麥金利長老，我覺得你有gaygay的想法是可以的吧
Just so long as you never act on them.
只要你不付諸行動就好啦
ELDER MCKINLEY: No.
不是哦
Cause then youre just keeping it down,
因為那樣你只是減弱自己的慾望
Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low! )
就像把燈光調暗（調暗！）
Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh! )
覺得別人沒必要知道（啊哦！）
But thats not true!
但這是不對的！
Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
喜歡同性是不好，但是撒謊更糟糕
So just realize you have a curable curse,
所以就承認你只是被下了個能解的降頭吧
And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off! )
關掉它！
(Tap Dance)
（踢踏舞）
ELDERS: Turn it off!
關掉它！
ELDER MCKINLEY: Now how do ya feel?
你現在感覺怎麼樣？
ELDER PRICE: The same.
沒變啊
ELDER MCKINLEY: Then you only got yourself to blame,
那你只能怪你自己
You didnt pretend hard enough,
你假裝得還不夠努力
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
想像你的大腦由一個一個的小盒子組成
And find the box thats gay and CRUSH IT!
找到管同性戀的那個，把它砸！ ！爛！ ！
Okay?
好嗎？
ELDER PRICE: No, no, -Im- not having gay thoughts
不不不，我現在並沒有搞基的想法
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked!
太好了！管用了！ ！
(Yay! )
耶！
(Turn it off! )
關掉它
(Turn it off, Turn it off! )
關掉它，關掉它
(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click click)
關掉它，就像關燈一樣，只需要輕輕一按
What a cool little Mormon trick trick trick)
多麼酷的摩門小伎倆
We do it all the time! )
我們總是這麼幹
ELDER MCKINLEY: When youre feeling certain feelings that just dont seem right
當你發現自己有了不太好的感覺，
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
就把那些討厭的念頭當成一盞燈關掉！
Turn it off! (Like a light switch on a cord! )
關掉它！ （就像拉燈繩！）
(Now he isnt gay anymore! )
現在他再也不是同性戀啦！
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
關掉，關掉，關掉，關掉......
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... )
關掉，關掉，關掉，關掉......
(Turn it... )
關掉......
ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off!(Off! )
關掉它！ （關！）