Dead!

And if your heart stops beating
如果你的心停止跳動
I'll be there wondering
我就會想知道
Did you get what you deserve?
你已經得到你應得的嗎
The ending of your life
在你生命的終點

如果你去往天堂
And if you get to Heaven
我就會在這裡等著，親愛的
I'll be here waiting, baby
你已經得到你應得的嗎
Did you get what you deserve?
死亡並不會延緩
The ending of your life won't wait
你的心也無法承受這些苦難
Then your heart can't take this hell
當你聽到你已為逝者

無人能夠慰藉你
You heard the news that you're dead
我覺得反正我不會喜歡你
No one ever had much nice to say
你已經死了
I think I never liked you anyway
從病床上解脫了
You're dead
難道不美妙嗎？
Free from the hospital bed
儘管你從未想過這番光景
Wouldn't it be grand
難道不好嗎？
It ain't exactly what you planned
如果我們都死了
And wouldn't it be great if
全部都死！
We were dead
太倦怠了，太噁心了

你從未墜入愛河
All Dead!
你已經得到你應得的嗎

在你生命的終點
So tired and oh so squeamish
假若你去往天堂
You never fell in love
我就會在這裡等著你
Did you get what you deserve?
你已經得到你應得的嗎
The ending of your life
死亡並不會延緩

你的心承受不了這些苦難
And if you get to Heaven
當你知道你業已逝去
I'll be here waiting, baby
無人能夠慰藉你
Did you get what you deserve?
反正我永遠不會喜歡你
The ending of your life won't wait
你已經死了
Then your heart can't take this hell
從病床上解脫了

難道不美妙嗎？
You heard the news that you're dead
把槍拿上吧
No one ever had much nice to say
難道不好嗎？
I think I never liked you anyway
如果我們都死了
You're dead
在我真誠的觀察裡
Free from the hospital bed
在這次手術中的
Wouldn't it be grand
突發了並發症
Take a pistol by the hand
在你的心臟，非常糟糕
And wouldn't it be great if
因為你已經得到想要的
We were dead
可能只剩兩週時間了

最多兩週，你最多能活兩週
And in my honest observation
1,2,1234
To ring this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most, the most that you can give?

如果生命不是玩笑
One, Two, One Two Three Four
那為什麼我們卻放聲歡笑
La la la la la,
不是玩笑啦
La la la la la,
那為什麼我們卻欣喜若狂
La la la la la,
不是玩笑
La la la la la,
那為什麼我們卻放聲歡笑
La la la la la,
不是玩笑
La la la la la,
那為什麼我會死？

死！
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?

Dead!