Way Too Pretty for Prison

They dont have rhinestone ball and chains
他們這裡可沒有萊茵石串成的項鍊
Lunch trays dont come with Chardonnay
午餐也沒有我愛喝的霞多麗葡萄酒
The bars there aint got boys to buy us drinks
監獄裡的吧台啊也沒有請客喝酒的男孩（bars雙關）
Wed stick out like two bottled blondes
咱們倆站在這裡就像金發花瓶一樣
I must admit it dont sound fun
我不得不承認這不是什麼好玩的事
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
當我們十五個姑娘被關在一間屋裡
He cheated, hes a villain
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And you know Id help you kill him
你知道的我會幫你把他做掉
But were way too pretty for prison
但是咱們這種美女可不能蹲監獄啊
Hard time aint our kind of living
這種難受的生活可不能讓咱們來遭罪
And I dont want to talk about
這種事情啊我甚至提都不想提
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
穿著連體的囚服被折磨得筋疲力盡
Were way too pretty for prison
咱們這種小仙女怎麼可以蹲監獄呢
Antifreeze and Gatorade
佳得樂混上點防凍劑
Arsenic in his lemonade
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Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
讓他一口下肚就準備上路
But we aint gonna do it
但可能我們也不會這樣哦
(She aint gonna do it)
（她說她不會這樣耶）
Yeah, weve been watching too much TV
肥皂劇裡的情節我都滾瓜爛熟了
You aint Thelma, I aint Louise
你不是Thelma 我也做不成Louise（電影「末路狂花」中敢於挑戰男權與之抗爭的女主角）
But if we ask em theyd both agree
但只要咱們問問他們他們準會答應
We should put him through it
讓這臭男人好好受點教訓
(Dont put him through it)
（可別這樣呀）
He cheated, hes a villain
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So lets hire somebody to kill him
咱們雇個人把他做了吧
Cause were way too pretty for prison
因為咱們這種美女可不能蹲監獄啊
Yeah, hard time aint our kind of living
這種難受的生活可不能讓咱們來遭罪
And I dont want to talk about
這種事情啊我甚至提都不想提
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
穿著連體的囚服被折磨得筋疲力盡
Were way too pretty for prison
咱們這種小仙女怎麼可以蹲監獄呢
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Well, the state wont pay for lash extensions
監獄可不會給咱們買睫毛膏哦
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
也不會讓我們在海邊度假般享受
That lack of waxing situation
對於蜜蠟脫毛這種事更是想都不要想
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Cause were way too pretty for prison
咱們這種美女可不能蹲監獄啊
Hard time aint our kind of living
這種難受的生活可不能讓咱們來遭罪
I dont want to talk about
這種事情啊我甚至提都不想提
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
穿著連體的囚服被折磨得筋疲力盡
Were way too pretty for prison
咱們這種小仙女怎麼可以蹲監獄呢
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