Dead!

And if your heart stops beating
如果你的心跳停止
I'll be there wondering
我會想
Did you get what you deserve?
你得到你應得的了嗎
The ending of your life
在你人生的結尾

如果你進了天堂
And if you get to Heaven
我會在這等你，寶貝
I'll be here waiting, baby
你得到你應得的了嗎？
Did you get what you deserve?
時光不等人
The ending of your life won't wait
你的小心臟可能也承受不了
Then your heart can't take this hell
當你聽到你已經翹辮子的消息

沒人有很多好聽的話要說
You heard the news that you're dead
我覺得我從來就沒喜歡過你
No one ever had much nice to say
反正你都死了
I think I never liked you anyway
在醫院的床上徹底解放了
You're dead
著難道不很好嗎？
Free from the hospital bed
這不就正好是你的計劃嗎？
Wouldn't it be grand
如果我們死了
It ain't exactly what you planned
豈不是更好
And wouldn't it be great if
都死了
We were dead
疲勞的而且又難以取悅的

你從來沒有陷入愛河
All Dead!
在你彌留之際

你是否得到你應得到的？
So tired and oh so squeamish
如果你進了天堂
You never fell in love
我會一直等你的，親愛的
Did you get what you deserve?
你是否得到你應得到的？
The ending of your life
時光不等人

你的小心臟可能也承受不了
And if you get to Heaven
當你聽到你已經翹辮子的消息
I'll be here waiting, baby
人們能有什麼讚美的話可說
Did you get what you deserve?
我從來就沒有喜歡過你
The ending of your life won't wait
反正你已經死了
Then your heart can't take this hell
從醫院的病床上徹底釋放了

這難道不好嗎？
You heard the news that you're dead
手拿一把手槍
No one ever had much nice to say
這難道不好嗎？
I think I never liked you anyway
如果我們都死了
You're dead
從我誠實的觀察中
Free from the hospital bed
去做一場手術
Wouldn't it be grand
找到一個並發症
Take a pistol by the hand
在你的心中，時間過的太漫長
And wouldn't it be great if
因為你剛才才知道
We were dead
也許你只能活兩週

這就是你盡力能給出的最多了嗎？
And in my honest observation
1 2 1 2 3 4
To ring this operation
啦啦啦啦啦
Found a complication
啦啦啦啦啦
In your heart, so long
啦啦啦啦啦
Cause now you've got
啦啦啦啦啦
Maybe just two weeks to live
啦啦啦啦啦
Is that the most, the most that you can give?
啦啦啦啦啦

如果生活不是個笑話
One, Two, One Two Three Four
那我們為什麼在笑
La la la la la,
如果不是個笑話
La la la la la,
為什麼我們在笑
La la la la la,
不是個笑話
La la la la la,
為啥我們都在笑
La la la la la,
不是個笑話
La la la la la,
為什麼我已經死了

死了！
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
Ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?

Dead!