****boi 渣男

Got no money and job what you're wishing for for? Potential?
沒錢也沒工作你在圖什麼？潛力？
Got no talent girl what you're falling for? Love?
沒才華沒天賦你在迷戀什麼？愛嗎？
He ain't even loyal what you're thinking girl? Oops
他都做不到忠貞你在想什麼？倒了霉了
Full of lies and shit girl what you're waiting for? Nevermind
滿嘴謊話姐妹你還等什麼？我溜了

Dude in some random college and feeling okay
孩子就讀野雞大學自我感覺良好
Taking super easy lessons and can't get a straight A
上著水課混著成績分還他媽不高
Had to ask for help to get a dumbass passing grade
及格線的水準還要老師額外輔導
All that gaming and flirting have ****ed your tiny brain
遊戲打多妹子泡多腦子都變不好

Being abroad twice still using GOOGLE TRANSLATE
出過兩次國了英語都還差到要機翻
Wearing coat and boots his sugar mama have paid
外套靴子看著光鮮都是金主女友付錢
Buying cheap drink for cheap girls can't even pay his own debt
貸著款給廉價女孩買便宜酒討人歡心
And he still went on cheating boy have u got no shame?
就這樣還要出軌是不是真的沒羞恥心

Dude be dreaming about having some perfect match
孩子做夢都想有所謂的天生一對
While in fact all he deserves is a match of trash
結果發現他這樣的只配垃圾分類
Wanting tattoos on his arm to look like hell of badass
想搞酷紋身做個女孩眼裡的型男
How about get that word ****boy on your little forehead
怎麼不在小腦門上紋倆字渣男

Once a cheater always a cheater, don't fall again
出軌只有0和無數次別再被騙了
Saying sorry last month then he called another girl babe
上個月還道歉轉頭就叫別人寶貝了
Got him begging on his knees crying don't leave me stay
哭天喊地說著別離開我真的求你了
Boy I never look back u should just **** off right away
好馬不吃回頭草你早該直接滾蛋了

Your life is a movie, full of karma I love it
你的人生像電影我超愛因果報應
How I laid my eyes on you
怎麼瞎眼看上你
Oh my god I've been tripping
我大概嗑嗨眼都迷
Lowlife mother ****ers cheat
低等傻逼才出軌
You're just so out of my league
跟我站一起都不配
You can't wipe your own ass clean
自己屁股都擦不干淨
Now go pack your shit and leave
還不收拾東西滾讓老娘清淨

Announcement:
新聞播報：
Hello and Welcome to the ****boy channel!
晚上好，歡迎收聽渣男頻道！
We bring you latest news about how this bunch of losers are living their lowlife to the lowest point possible.
我們將為您帶來關於渣男是怎麼在低級人生中再創新低的最新報導。
Mr. A, in an exclusive relationship, apparently, had months of flirting with other girls on dating app.
A先生，在戀愛關係中花了數月撩探探上的很多陌生女孩。
In addition to that, he responded to nudes other girls sent him by saying “Can I see more? ”
除此之外，他還在用女朋友的照片當頭像時
while he was using his girlfriend's photo as his profile picture.
回复別人的裸照，說“還想看”。
Our latest research also showed that at 1:28am on October 14th,
最新的調查數據顯示，十月十四號凌晨1:28，
Mr. A, dm'd an only fans account in the same city asking if that the girl would be down for hook ups,
A先生私信微博同城色情博主問能不能約，
while he was taking care of his sick grandpa at the hospital.
當時他在醫院病房裡守夜照顧他生病住院的爺爺。
I repeat, while he was taking care of his sick grandpa at the hospital.
我再重複一遍，當時他還在病房裡守夜照顧他生病住院的爺爺。
That is so impressive and his grandpa must have been so proud of him.
他出彩的行為一定讓他爺爺非常驕傲，
I announce with excitement that Mr.A has won the **** boy of the year,
我在此激動地宣布A先生榮獲年度渣男的稱號，
bringing so much disgrace to his family.
為他的家族帶來莫大的恥辱。
Let’s cheer for Mr.A and his amazing contributions!
讓我們把掌聲送給A先生，為他的豐功偉績歡呼！

I be living all my dreams, London Shanghai to New York
我的夢想一一實現倫敦上海再到紐約
I be earning 2k on writing for 3 days of work
我寫東西三天交稿就能掙到兩千
I keep bottom lines solid and value love I'm a dreamer
我底線分明理想主義還是相信真愛的
Now you've made my two years look like that's some charity work
現在兩年時間被你浪費我像在搞慈善的

My dad's a real philanthropist helped u getting a new car
我爸才是真慈善家還在買車的事上幫你
Didn't helped u for cheating that's not how helping the poor work out
結果出軌沒完沒了脫貧怎麼給脫成這樣
Haven't figured why you 're in debt and still want something to show off
大家都搞不懂一屁股債了還要買車炫耀
Making milk teas all day long and that will make this dude so proud
能做一輩子奶茶就是終極理想還有驕傲

Got a dick smaller than my black dildo hid in my house
屌還沒我藏在房間裡的黑色玩具大
How I pretend all my climax should have won me ten Oscars
我裝高潮的本事都夠我贏十次奧斯卡
Coming home late again and I'm like fine I'll do it myself
深夜回家心想行吧老娘又要自己來
If I were u I'd spend whoring money on gym to work out
有錢把妹不如去健身房鍛煉一下吧

Bitches be like why u so mean please don't be so damn sharp
別人都說別這麼計較鬧這麼僵不好
I'm the talented queen of revenge he's not leaving without harm
可是才女有仇必報沒人能毫髮無傷
Writing full track dissing that prick with rage only cuz I'm smart
寫一整首歌來罵你因為老娘有那本事
I'll teach him FL studio for 3 days for free and he won't know how
免費教你三天做歌你都不會沒那腦子

Your life is a movie, full of karma I love it
你的人生像電影我超愛因果報應
How I laid my eyes on you
怎麼瞎眼看上你
Oh my god I've been tripping
我大概嗑嗨眼都迷
Lowlife mother * ***ers cheat
低等傻逼才出軌
You're just so out of my league
跟我站一起都不配
You can't wipe your own ass clean
自己屁股都擦不干淨
Now go pack your shit and leave
還不收拾東西滾讓老娘清淨