Everyday Normal Crew

Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie
Hey yo s**t yeah f**k NWA get the f**k outta here
F**k G Unit f**k that s**t
F**k D 12motherf**ker
Get the f**k out of the way f**k you b***h
Normal motherf**king crew motherf**ker
Everyday normal crew what what what what what what
We just a regular everyday normal crew
You can f**k with us 'cause we won't f**k with you
We just a regular everyday normal crew
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2
We just a regular everyday normal crew
If you're hot b***hes we're too shy to talk to you
We just a regular everyday normal crew
And we get joy spending time with our families
This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo
The best at Mike Tyson's Punch out on Nintendo
From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he f**ks s**t up
Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut
And he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3
But he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats
Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like
Up up down down left right left right
Then B A B A Select start you got 30lives
He says that s**t's for pussies who don't know how to fight
Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread
We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed
He puts 5slices of cheese on 5slices of bread
Microwaves that s**t eats it then goes back to bed
Sleeps 12hours a day and he doesn't like Asian food
That's right b***hes he doesn't like Asian food
He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce
Personally I love that s**t but he does not
Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3
Dark Knight First Knight A Knight's Tale and Knight Rider
He even owns the motherf**king movie Street Fighter
I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie
As long as I take care of the box
And don't scratch the DVD
'Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched
I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back
But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
And he forgave me and I asked him
If I could borrow the movie Twins
He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito
With Schwarzenegger that's a motherf**king comedic duo
We just a regular everyday normal crew
We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June
We just a regular everyday normal crew
We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2
We just a regular everyday normal crew
No party is a party without a Phil Collins too
We just a regular everyday normal crew
And when one of us gets a haircut
We make fun of them
Yo this is D and he's a big f**king wrestling fan
Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the s**t from the past
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania
It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex
But it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet
He jerks off to freaky s**t like 2Girls 1Cup
He's f**ked up I tried watching it I f**king threw up
This my n***a KC what the f**k did you just call me
Sorry I'll say friend
This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew
Not be'cause we're racist every race is welcome in the group
Truthfully he's a friend of a friend
I don't know him that well
But not be'cause he's black my favorite actors are Denzel
And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton
But not be'cause he's white but be'cause of his acting
This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles
Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo
A year ago I asked her to go
On a date with me she said no
She said she'd rather just be friends
I started cryin and ran home
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak
Which is awkward '
'Cause we all hang out at least two times a week
Finally I ain't me without my best friend Steve
He's got my motherf**kin'back although he's weaker than me
He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon
But until then he's my top gun like f**king Tom Cruise
If you play organized sports say hell yeah
If you watch 24say hell yeah
If the only a*s you see is in porn say hell yeah
If you eat chocolate when you're bored say hell yeah
I eat chocolate when I'm bored um I should stop though
My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb
We just a regular everyday normal crew
The joke's getting old I f**king agree with you
We just a regular everyday normal crew
I just repeat the same s**t from Normal Guy 1and 2
We just a regular everyday normal crew
What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too
We just a regular everyday normal crew
I think this cow's been milked dry motherf**ker