i don't understand

i don't understand
我想不透
can somebody tell me whats going on
誰他喵能告訴我發生什麼事嗎
why is there a drunk Chinese man
為什麼會有個喝醉的中國大漢
doing push ups in my front lawn
在我的前院上做俯臥撑
and why's he wearing lipstick?
還有他為什麼塗著口紅？