double date

Dude dude I'm miserable
老鐵鐵我很惆悵
I'm miserable too
我也很惆悵
Dude dude I love my girl
老鐵鐵我愛我的女朋友
I love my too
我也愛我的女朋友
But I'm depressed
但我有點抑鬱
See that girl right to your left?
看到你左邊的美女了嗎？
Of course I do but I can't hook now
當然看到了但我現在不能撩
How can we look without our girlfriend seen us?
我們怎麼才能在不被女朋友逮住的情況下偷看一下
It's so hot It's so very hot!
她太性感了真的太性感了
I'm sick of watching all these rom-com
我討厭看這些“愛情喜劇”
With Ryan Gosling.Even though he's a fantastic actor
還有瑞恩·高斯林即使他是一個很棒的演員
I'm after some fun
我想找點樂子
Just double dating It's so dumb
只是四人約會太無聊了
Check out that girl
看看那個美女
I can't
我不能
Why not
為啥嘛
It isn't cheating if you look
只是看的話不算背叛
Are we bad people？
我們是渣男嗎
I don't know
我不知道
Our girls are great but men are slow
我們的女朋友也很棒但她們的男人很笨
That's no excuse I think we're losers
那不是藉口我覺得我們好慫
Let's agree to give this up
那我們放棄吧
Yeah I'm not ready
Dude dude she's talking kids
是啊我還沒準備好
What the hell
老鐵鐵她們在談論生小孩
Dude dude I'm freaking out
這是什麼情況
Cuz I'm too young to be a father
老鐵鐵我嚇壞了
Don't bother with that
因為我現在當父親還太早了
Bro I don' t even have a cat
別管了
Check out that girl
哥們我連隻貓都沒有
What girl? Right there
看看那個美女
Chill out our girls are gonna see us
哪一個？ 那裡
Maybe we're being dramatic
冷靜偷看的話會被她們逮住的
Yeah you're right they're just ecstatic
也許是我們想多了
They love babies yeah who doesn't?
確實也許她們只是說說而已
Let's relaxing and have a drink
她們喜歡小孩誰又不喜歡呢？
Dude dude she's so hot
讓我們喝點水放鬆一下
I know relax just play it cool
Dude dude what should I do
老鐵鐵他太性感了
Just place your order and shut up
我知道放鬆
What should I order? I don't care
老鐵鐵我該怎麼辦
Can you just do it? That's not fair
點完餐就閉嘴吧
I'm freaking out just hurry out
我應該點什麼？ 我不管
Our girls are looking right at us
你來點吧這不公平
Girl girl I'm so miserable
我嚇壞了快點餐
I'm miserable too girl
她們正在看著我們呢
Good thing that they don't know
We have husbands back at home:)
姐妹我很惆悵