When Willy Met Oompa

MRS TEAVEE: Loompaland. There's no such place.
倫帕國？世界上沒這個地方
WONKA: I assure you, dear lady, there is.
我向您保證，尊敬的女士，是有這個地方的
MRS TEAVEE: Mr. Wonka, I teach geography .
旺卡先生，我可是地理老師
WONKA: Ah, well in that case, you know all about it!
啊，那這樣的話，您應該非常了解這個地方
It really is the most charming story...
那真是一段引人入勝的故事……
I was searching the dark green jungle
我當時在幽暗的綠林中搜尋著
For a tree called the Theobroma
一顆可可樹
Like a sweet Margaret Mead
就像瑪格麗特·米德那樣【瑪格麗特·米德，美國人類學家，曾前往過許多有叢林的地方進行研究】
I let my nose lead
我讓我鼻子領路
To its heavenly chocolate aroma
順著它濃郁的巧克力香味一路前行
But the jungle was filled with snozzwangers !
但叢林里四處都是發出奇怪聲音的生物
Hornswagglers and wicked wangdoodles!
他們呼嚎著在樹間盪來蕩去，臉上畫著邪惡的塗鴉
Who would make you their lunch
他們會把你當成午飯
As your bones they would crunch
他們會嚼碎你的骨頭
As they boiled your limbs for noodles
拿你的四肢去下麵條
But no wretched beast
但是沒有任何卑鄙的野獸
Would make me their feast
能夠把我當成盤中餐
For my sword is as swift as lightning!
因為我手中的劍快如閃電
One by one they all fell
他們一個接一個地倒下
Though the ooze and the smell
黏液飛濺，散發惡臭
They emitted was twice as frightening
他們的怪叫令人更是膽寒
Then from high in the trees
接著從那高高的樹上
I heard foreign 'Whoopee!'s
我聽到了幾句奇怪的驚嘆
Then the source of the sound
接著發出這聲音的生物
Were all there on the ground
都下到了地面上
Barely up to my knee
是些只有我膝蓋高的小人
They all screamed
他們都高喊著
'We're all free!'
“我們自由啦！ ”
And the sound of their bliss,
當他們高興的時候
It went something like this:
會發出這樣的聲音：
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: (Ai ai!) Oompa -loompa-loo
（哎哎）奧帕-倫帕-倫
(Ca-ca-cao-cao) Ai ai ai ai!
（可可可可）哎哎哎哎
(Oompa-loompa want it) Now now now
（奧帕-倫帕想要）現在就要
(Ai ai ai ai!) Oompa-loompa wanna (Chew chew chew!)
（哎哎哎哎）奧帕-倫帕想要（嚼嚼嚼）
WONKA: Gesundheit
祝你健康
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPA: Thank you!
多謝！
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: A-loompa-loompa-loo!
哎-奧帕-倫帕-倫
WONKA: Oh, did I mention?
哦，我有沒有說過
They're marvelous dancers!
他們都是非常出色的舞者
Well they all dressed me up like a hero
接著他們就把我打扮得像個英雄
They were breathless
他們上氣不接下氣
And simply elated
那叫一個興高采烈
Explanations were sung
他們唱出瞭如此高興的原因
In their strange Loompish tongue
用的是他們奇怪的倫帕語
Though for you now we'll gladly translate it
不過今天我們樂意為各位翻譯翻譯
MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS: The beast hoarded all of our chocolate
這畜生藏起了我們所有的巧克力
Those disgusting vermicious killers
他們都是些令人作嘔的軟體殺手
Yes, those monsters all thrived
是的，只要那些怪物還在揚眉吐氣
As we barely survived
我們的生活就難以為繼
On a diet of mashed caterpillars
只能靠吃搗碎的毛毛蟲度日
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Through the months and the years other dull chocolatiers
在過去的歲月裡，其他前來巧克力庸才們
Met their fate in the monsters' saliva
都未能逃過葬身怪獸口中的命運
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPA: Poor Signor Ghirardelli now lines monster belly
可憐的吉爾德利先生現在長眠於怪獸腹裡【指多梅尼科·吉爾德利（Domenico Ghirardell），美國第三大巧克力公司吉拉德利巧克力公司的創始人】
MALE OOMPA-LOOMPAS: With Herr Lindt
同瑞士蓮先生一道【指羅道夫·蓮特（Rodolphe Lindt），瑞士蓮巧克力公司的創始人】
WONKA: And Lady Godiva
還有歌帝梵夫人【Godiva，比利時巧克力品牌，有“巧克力中的勞斯萊斯”之稱，品牌名及標識源於柯里爾的油畫《馬背上的Godiva夫人》】
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: But your magic machete
但您的魔法彎刀
Turned beasts to spaghetti
對付起那些猛獸來簡直就是切瓜砍菜
Each hornsnozz and wang
每個嚎叫的怪獸
You took down with a bang!
都被一擊致命
And it's safe now to chow
現在我們可以放心地享用
On the beans called cacao
叫做可可的豆豆
WONKA: And to celebrate it,
為了慶祝這一切
here's their number one hit!
他們拿出了看家絕活
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: (Ai ai!) Oompa-loompa-loo
（哎哎）奧帕-倫帕-倫
(Ca-ca-cao-cao) Ai ai ai ai!
（可可可可）哎哎哎哎
(Oompa-loompa want it) Now now now
（奧帕-倫帕想要）現在就要
(Ai ai ai ai!) Oompa-loompa wanna (Chew chew chew!)
（哎哎哎哎）奧帕-倫帕想要（嚼嚼嚼）
WONKA: Gesundheit
祝你健康
FEMALE OOMPA-LOOMPA: Thank you!
多謝！
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: A-loompa-loompa-loo!
哎-奧帕-倫帕-倫
WONKA: They asked me
他們問我
'How can we repay you
“我們該如何報答您
For bringing beans back to our lives?'
幫我們奪回可可豆的恩情？”
I said, 'If you like this buffet, you
我說：“如果你們愛吃自助，那你們
Will simply flip if you see my factory!'
“一準會在見識過我的工廠之後雀躍不已！ ”
And then an Oompa they called Hoffa
然後一個叫做霍法的倫帕人【霍法（Hoffa）的名字源於美國工會領袖吉米·霍法（Jimmy Hoffa）】
Stepped forth and said
走上前來說道：
HOFFA: Make us an offa'
你得給我們開個價
WONKA: I said,
我說：
'I 'll pay you in beans
“我會給你們可可豆作為報酬，
If you man my machines'
“只要你們能操作我的機器！”
He said-
他說：
HOFFA: I ain't no schnook
我可不好糊弄
We want beans every break!
我們一休息就要可可豆！
WONKA: I agreed and we shook
我同意了，然後我們握了握手
With a chocolate shake!
行了個巧克“禮”
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Now we sing and we dance
現在我們載歌載舞
WONKA: But they hate wearing pants
不過他們喜歡光著屁股
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: We all live in a dorm
我們大家住在同一個房間
WONKA: And they love to perform!
而且他們熱愛表演
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Every wife is exotic
每個老婆都充滿異域風情
WONKA: Though that one'sneurotic
儘管那聽上去像發神經
The fun won't diminish!
但是樂趣不會減少
And now, here comes their big finish!
現在，他們要來個完美收官！
OOMPA-LOOMPAS: (Ai ai!) Oompa-loompa-loo
（哎哎）奧帕-倫帕-倫
(Ca-ca-cao-cao) Ai ai ai ai!
（可可可可）哎哎哎哎
(Oompa-loompa want it) Now now now
（奧帕-倫帕想要）現在就要
(Ai ai ai ai!) Oompa-loompa wanna
（哎哎哎哎）奧帕-倫帕想要
(Chew chew chew!)
（嚼嚼嚼）
WONKA: And now thanks to that tree
多虧了那棵可可樹
This 'me''s now a 'we'
讓我不再孤獨
ALL: And we're all one big
現在我們是一個
Oompa- Loompa family!
奧帕-倫帕大家庭！
Gesundheit!
祝你健康！