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Hi, this is Rachel from the leasing office and weve noticed
Theres been a lot of noise coming from unit 301
Lot of partying, a lot of mess
And you havent paid your rent yet
Can someone please give us a call back
Cuz at this point I think you guys need to leave
Dear landlord, girl, I think you must be bored
Saw your notice on my door
But I tossed it on the floor
See miss COVID came and shut us down
So like, its our time to party now
So maam, Im saying this as nice as I can
**** the rent (**** the rent)
I just got fired so you aint getting a cent
**** the rent
And that stimulus check they sent already spent
**** the rent
Oh girl, I said what I said and thats what I meant
(Thats what I meant)
**** the rent
(**** the rent)
Cuz Im staying, Im staying
Im staying here but honey
Im not paying, not paying
You aint getting my money
What Im saying, Im saying
Ill say it again
** ** the rent (**** the rent)
**** the rent (**** the rent)
Hi, its Rachel again
We just got a call from a neighbor
Complaining about excessive barking
Which is odd because youre in our no pets wing
I took the liberty of watching your Insta stories
And I know that youre quarantining here so
Call me back or Im calling the cops
Ive got two cats, a dog, a ferret
But no pet deposit
Ive been a rebel since the devil
Strutted out of the closet
So bend over Ill show you where
To put your noise complaints
And if you think youre gon evict us
Let me tell you, you aint
**** the rent (**** the rent)
They just furloughed me so you aint getting a cent
**** the rent
And that stimulus check they sent already spent
**** the rent
Oh girl, I said what I said and thats what I meant
(Thats what I meant)
**** the rent
(**** the rent)
Cuz Im staying, Im staying, Im staying
Here but honey
Im not paying, not paying
But I do pay my dancers
Im just saying, just saying
Ill say it again
**** the rent
**** the rent
**** the rent
**** the rent
**** the rent
**** the rent
**** the rent (**** the rent)
Call another tenets phone if you need to vent
**** the rent
Youre embarrassing yourself, cant you take a hint
**** the rent
Cuz I said what I said and thats what I meant
(Thats what I meant)
**** the rent
(**** the rent)
Cuz Im staying , Im staying
Im staying here but honey
Im not paying, not paying
You aint getting my money
What Im saying, Im saying
Ill say it again
*** * the rent
**** the rent
Hi, its Rachel again
And I just wanted you guys to know
That I quit that job
I hate that ****ing place
So if you guys wanna party
Let a ***** know
Also, you looking for a roommate?