Gaston

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
天加斯頓你怎麼這麼頹喪
Looking so down in the dumps
看起來如此絕望
Evry guy hered love to be you Gaston
雖然你有不少缺點
Even when taking your lumps
但這兒的每個人都希望像你
Theres no man in town as admired as you
鎮裡的每個人都羨慕你
Youre evryones favorite guy
因為所有人都喜歡你
Evryones awed and inspired by you
人人都尊敬你也敬畏你
And its not very hard to see why
這其中的原因不難猜
No ones slick as Gaston
沒人像你這樣機靈加斯頓
No ones quick as Gaston
沒人像你一樣敏銳加斯頓
No ones necks as incredibly thick as Gastons
沒人有你那樣強壯的肌肉
For theres no man in town half as manly
沒人像你一樣有男子氣概
Perfect a pure paragon
完美的夢中情郎
You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley
你可以去向任何人打聽
And theyll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
就會知道哪一個是他們的榜樣
Who play
他最會
Gods like Gaston
讓姑娘心碎
Who breaks
還有誰
Act like Gaston
像加斯頓一樣強壯
Whos much more than the summer this part like Gaston
就是完美先生加斯頓
As a specimen yes Im intimidating
世上沒人能比我強
My what a guy that Gaston
人人崇拜的加斯頓
I needed
Well theres no one thats easy to
Too much
太矯情了嗎
Yep
是的
No one fights like Gaston
沒人像你一樣加斯頓
Douses lights like Gaston
饒勇善戰加斯頓
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
沒人勝過你別想打敗加斯頓
I dont care
我才不管
No one hits like Gaston
堅強勇敢加斯頓
Matches wits like Gaston
聰明機智加斯頓
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
就連吐口水也沒人能勝過加斯頓
Im espcially good at expectorating
論吐口水我無人能比
Ten points for Gaston
完美的加斯頓
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
當我年少時每天都最少吃四打雞蛋
Evry morning to help me get large
以幫助我的長大
And now that Im grown I eat five dozen eggs
而如今我長大要多吃一打
So Im roughly the size of a barge
使我看起來像座高山
I use antlers in all of my decorating
我用美麗的鹿角做成裝飾
Say it again
再說一次
Whos a man among men
誰最帥
Whos a super success
誰最棒
Dont you know
你造嗎
Cant you guess
你猜呀
Ask his fans and his five hangers on
問問他的粉絲和追隨者
Theres just one guy in town whos got all of it down
誰像我一樣被人們崇拜
And his names G A S T
聽我說他的名字是
I beleive theres another T
他的名字是三個字
It just cold to me
但我剛想起來我不會寫
Gaston
加斯頓