The Real Thing

Super duper early morning Sunday breakfast
Aint in a rush to go to church because I used protection
You complain about the way I cooked your eggs
Ill probably hang up the phone and then - hello? - disconnected
But check it, thats just a metaphor
Im talking if you left your man then youd be better off
The game I spit is sweeter than a bag of kettle corn
My name is Hoodie Allen but Im here to take your sweater off
And Imma do whatever it takes to make us a pair
You wanna travel around the world, well Im taking you there
I met a bunch of mean girls like Lacey Chabert
Busy talking **** but they aint stopping to look in the mirror
If you making it bad, well Im making it worse
You holding onto all this baggage, stop taking it pers
Ill tell you anything I can to get you down tonight
Tryna take you out the clouds, bring you down to life
I think that she like me, she like me
And she think that it might be, it might be
The real thing but we moving too fast
The real thing but we moving too fast
I think that she like me, she like me
And she think that it might be, it might be
True love but we let it all fade
Cause I just aint ready baby
Treat me like Im the man with a couple hundred grand
And a family full of cousins with a couple Uncle Sams
Tryna gamble away my money, thats funny like Douglas Yancey
Wanna paint a perfect picture, theyll probably think that Im Banksy
But I might die trying to afford it
I'm living in the studio, everything is recorded
My life is like a song and stuck on ****ing repeat
And Im making the same mistakes that you only make in your sleep
That must mean Im in a dream world
But Im sleepwalking until I find a dream girl
I got these teen girls screaming like Im out of a magazine
Next to Harry and Justin, nobody ****ing with me girl
Switch it, do I make you mad when I talk about **** that I envision?
Are my dreams too big? Do you think Ill sink or swim with these fishes?
So you could let me down easy
Cause its hard to let go when you the only good thing that I know, you know?
I think that she like me, she like me
And she think that it might be, it might be
The real thing but we moving too fast
The real thing but we moving too fast
I think that she like me, she like me
And she think that it might be, it might be
True love but we let it all fade
Cause I just aint ready baby
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice record system
After tone please record your message
Hi, its me... wondering where the hell you are
You said you were gonna call me and I still havent heard from you
You know, its not that hard to just send me a text and say hi
I understand youre working hard on this album right now, but you need to make the time for me
And you need to start re-evaluating your priorities
Hope youre having a good night
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