One Way Ticket

Im a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker
Im just a crazy, old laid-back loafer
I got a dog looks like a gopher
And hes been a pretty good friend
Play my guitar for the girls Im meetin
Writing the songs from the books Im readin
I find it odd that Im breaking even
Look at the money Ive spent
Im going through life on a one way ticket
Aint looking back, no, I dont want to miss it
Im gonna dip my toes in the river of life
Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it
Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it
Got a one way ticket and Im gonna enjoy the ride
Threw a dart at the map and it landed on Phoenix
She looked at me like I was from Venus
I grabbed the keys and she grabbed a Kleenex
I headed off into the night
Im nothing more than a modern day Jonah
In the belly of a whale they call Arizona
Ordering hot wings and cold nas
Taking one town at a time
Im going through life on a one way ticket
Aint looking back, no, I dont want to miss it
Im gonna dip my toes in the river of life
Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it
Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it
Got a one way ticket and Im gonna enjoy the ride
Im going through life on a one way ticket
Wanna visit New England and sail the Pacific
Gamble in Reno, give Frappuccino a try
Gonna call up the boss man and tell him to stick it
Change the to-dos, to the already did its
Got a one wayticket and Im gonna enjoy the ride
I got a one way ticket and Im gonna enjoy the ride
Thats right