****ingsong

I will never get to touch you
so I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in bed,
its gonna get inside your head
And its the best that I can do,
this is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness
Oh oh oh oh yes
Turn it up, turn me on,
Im feeling good but dont get me wrong
I know its just a song
And every time you play it
I will perform the best I can
Press repeat and there I am, and there I am,
always glad to be your man
And this way, oh well there wont be any mess
As I assure you that there would be in the flesh
This is my very, very best
Turn it up, turn me on,
Im feeling good but dont get me wrong
Cause I know its just a song
Always eager, always ready,
always in tune and always prime
And Im always there for you, Im always on time
Unlike in real life
Turn it up, turn me on,
Im feeling good but dont get me wrong
No, dont get me wrong,
dont get me wrong cause I know
Its just a ******* song