What's My Age Again?

I took her out
我約她出來
It was a Friday night
在星期五晚上
I wore cologne
我還噴了古龍香水
To get the feeling right
為了讓自己看起來像那麼回事
We started making out
我們開始纏綿
And she took off my pants
她脫下我的褲子
But then I turned on the TV
然後我卻打開了電視

就在那時候她扭頭離開了
And thats about the time she walked away from me
在你23歲的時候沒人喜歡你
Nobody likes you when youre 23
而你卻還對電視節目痴迷不已呢
And are still more amused by TV shows
到底什麼是該死的注意力缺陷障礙啊
What the hell is ADD?
我的朋友說我應該成熟點
My friends say I should act my age
你說我多大？
Whats my age again?
你說我多大？
Whats my age again?
在這之後

在開車回家的路上
Then later on
我在電話亭
On the drive home
給她媽媽打了個電話
I called her mom
我說我是警察
From a payphone
你的丈夫入獄了
I said I was the cops
因為
And your hu**ands in jail
結果那個居然掛了電話
This state looks down on sodomy
在你23歲的時候沒人喜歡你

而你卻還沉迷於電話惡作劇呢
And thats about the time that ***** hung up on me
什麼是該死的來電顯示啊？
Nobody likes you when youre 23
我的朋友說我應該成熟點
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
你說我多大？
What the hell is call ID?
你說我多大？
My friends say I should act my age
就在那時候她扭頭離開了
Whats my age again?
在你23歲的時候沒人喜歡你
Whats my age again ?
而你卻還跟大一新生似的

我到底哪裡錯了啊？
And thats about the time she walked away from me
我的朋友說我應該成熟點
Nobody likes you when youre 23
你說我多大？
And you still act like youre in freshman year
（你說我多大？）就在那時候她和我分手了
What the hell is wrong with me?
（求你留下來和我在一起吧）千萬別太把自己當回事
My friends say I should act my age
（求你留下來和我在一起吧） 你還有那麼多時間來隨大溜呢
Whats my age again?
（求你留下來和我在一起吧）為什麼你非要我循規蹈矩呢？

（請留下吧）我從來沒想過要成熟
(whats my age again?) Thats about the time she broke up with me
（和）你說我多大？
(please stay with me) No one should take themselves so seriously
（我）你說我多大？
(please stay with me) With so many years ahead to fall in line
你說我多大？
(please stay with me) Why would you wish that on me?
(please stay) I never wanna act my age
(with) Whats my age again?
(me) Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?