intro to anxiety

Happy camper, happy camper
生活可以變得超級快樂生活也可以變得極度悲傷
Happy camper, oh
我用盡方法去分辨好與壞
Yo, life can be super happy , life can be super sad
我回到未來只是為了接近過去
Im trying super hard to separate the good and the bad
但以我了解自己的程度我的時空穿梭車也可能會撞碎
Ill go back to my future just to get to my past
有時候我身無分文就坐上的士
But knowing me, my DeLorean would probably crash
擔心如果信用卡不能用就可能要猛然逃跑
Sometimes I get in a taxi when I aint got no cash
讓司機瘋狂追我二十個街區
Worry if my credit card dont work, then I might have to dash
如果他抓到我了我知道他可能想打我一頓
Have the cab driver chase me 20 blocks down 7th Ave
天啊這真是瘋狂的想像
And if he catching up to me, I know hell wanna kick my ass
甚至比我迷戀和那些女生聊天還要糟糕
Damn, thats one hell of an imagination
發送消息顯示在綠色的框裡這到底是什麼意思
Even worse than talking to these girls, I get infatuated
我發送了嗎？ 她看到了嗎？
Send a text and it go green, wonder what that ****ing mean
為什麼她不回复我？
Like did it send, has it been seen?
可能在和別的男人聊天吧我嫉妒的想著
Why aint she writing back to me?
兩天后她回复說“不好意思我睡著了”
Probably chatting with some other guys and I feel jealousy
我覺得我可能要永遠單身了可能我會和爸媽一起住
Two days later, she write back, like S-R-Y, I fell asleep
這樣我就可以隨意吃喝也不用感到尷尬因為
I think Ill be alone forever, maybe Ill live with my parents
有時候我讓自負情緒感染自己
That way I could eat the food and never feel embarrassed cause
有時候我疑惑為什麼我的壓力這麼大
Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me
有時候我躺著也不能睡著
Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me
這就是我關於焦慮的介紹
Sometimes I lay awake and I cant goto sleep
有時候我需要有人來掌控我
This is my introduction to anxiety
有時候我讓惡魔吞噬我
Sometimes I need someone to take control of me
有時候我覺得這和以前不一樣
Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me
這就是我關於焦慮的介紹
Sometimes I think that **** aint what it used to be
好了大家坐好老師開始講話了
This is my introduction to anxiety
我讓女生都如同美莎巴頓一樣飄飄欲仙
Okay class, settle down, this is your teacher talking
我唯一一次社交的場合是一個比薩派對
I got the girls in the OC flipping like Mischa Barton
平常我看到派對就快速走過不想面對
The only time I socialize is at a pizza party
萬一我的朋友把我留在了一堆陌生人中間怎麼辦？
Usually I see a party, overthink and keep on walking
孤獨的站著也沒有人和我玩派對遊戲
Cause what if the friends I came with leave me with a bunch of strangers?
現在我有點名氣他們都想和我自拍
Standing all alone, I wont have no one to play drinking games with
或者讓我喝威士忌來測我的男子氣概
And now Im semi- famous, all they wants a selfie with me
然後和他們比較看看是否能成為閒聊的猛料
Or several shots of whiskey to test my masculinity
但我還是覺得這一切都荒謬至極
And see how we compare or have a story for their friends
我不需要關注我需要網絡的干涉
But I still feel like just some ****ing guy so none of it makes sense
就好像我被學校停學後回到家中
I dont need attention, I need an intervention
盯著我的手機嘗試捋清一切
From the internet like I got sent home from a school suspension
對著空氣問：“這就是最好的結果嗎？”
Staring at my ceiling and Im trying to make sense of it
我對天發誓我希望不是
Asking no one in particular, 'Is this the best it gets?'
我也知道我不該再講粗話
Swear to God, I hope its not
以前的對什麼都十分在意但現在我一點都不在乎因為
Also know I shouldnt swear
有時候我讓自負情緒感染自己
Used to give a thousand ****s but nowadays I just dont care cause
有時候我疑惑為什麼我的壓力這麼大
Sometimes I let my ego get the best of me
有時候我躺著也不能睡著
Sometimes I wonder why my stress is stressing me
這就是我關於焦慮的介紹
Sometimes I lay awake and I cant go to sleep
有時候我需要有人來掌控我
This is my introduction to anxiety
有時候我讓惡魔吞噬我
Sometimes I need someone to take control of me
有時候我覺得這和以前不一樣
Sometimes I let my demons get ahold me
這就是我對於焦慮的介紹
Sometimes I think that **** aint what it used to be
這就是我的自我介紹oh
This is my introduction to anxiety
我們再來一次
This is my introduction, oh
這就是我的自我介紹
And we back
別打斷我我會告訴你
This is my introduction, oh
你知道這首歌嗎？
Oh, Ill give it to you, no interruption
你大概知道的 你聽過的 對吧？
You know, like the song?
Youve probably, youve heard that one, right?