Ladies and Gentleman

Lalalalalalala...
啦啦啦啦啦啦.....
Well, there' s a gentleman who' s not so gentle cuz he' s too generous with his chit and his chat
這兒有個不那麼紳士的紳士，因為他對於閒談太過熱情了
So lately
所以近來
We' ve been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab
我們在討論一個方法來趕走這個討人厭的雄性長舌婦
All we hear is lalalalalalala...
我們聽到的就是啦啦啦啦啦啦.....
Well, he's a gentleman who plays a caricature of a character he wishes he was
他這個紳士就像是他希望自己成為的角色的滑稽諷刺畫
So lately
所以最近
We' ve been ignoring all his stories as we smile and nod and let him simply do what he does
我們對於他的閒話統統無視，點頭微笑敷衍了事
So watch out
注意了

每個人都有相同的說辭：
And everybody's got the same story:
我們從不想讓他呆這兒
We never wanted him here
是他自己出現的
He showed up anyway
他總是讓我們不得清淨
He never would leave us alone
我們從不想讓他呆這兒
We never wanted him here
是他自己出現的
He showed up anyway
但這可能也挺好的吧
But maybe that' s ok
不久這個紳士由於沒受到應有的關注叫嚷得更響了
Well, soon this gentleman was barking louder when his biting harder didn' t earn him respect
但是最近
But lately
他打包離開之後我們不得不承認我們有點想他
We' ve been too proud to admit that we all might miss him just a bit now that he' s packed up and left
我們是怎麼做的呢？
What did we do?
每個人都有相同的說辭：

我們從不想讓他呆這兒
And everybody' s got the same story:
是他自己出現的
We never wanted him here
他總是讓我們不得清淨
He showed up anyway
我們從不想讓他呆這兒
He never would leave us alone
是他自己出現的
We never wanted him here
但這可能也挺好的吧
He showed up anyway
我們從不想讓他呆這兒
But maybe that' s ok
是他自己出現的
We never wanted him here
他總是讓我們不得清淨
He showed up anyway
我們從不想讓他呆這兒
He never would leave us alone
現在他永遠離開了
We never wanted him here
我們覺得我們可能做錯了
And now he' s gone for good
啦啦啦啦啦啦.....
But maybe we' ve made a mistake
Lalalalalalala...