Bad Meets Evil

Mark Bass & Jeff Bass & 埃米納姆& 瑞安蒙哥馬利

貝司貝司馬瑟斯
I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
我猜你們對這他們這樂隊並不了解
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
你知道，有個故事在那酒吧的背後
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
20年前，2個罪犯佔了這個鎮子
Sheriffs couldn't stop em
司法官們拿他們沒辦法
Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen
是我見過的速度最TM快的兩個神槍手
Got murdered in cold blood
最終被冷血謀害
That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home
那間老酒店是他們的小家
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
人們說壞又邪惡的亡魂就在那酒吧里
And on a quiet night
在安靜的夜
You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
你仍然能聽講Slim Shady和Royce da 5 9 的腳步聲

我不說話，我裹著床單飄在空中
[Eminem]
我不是真實存在的人，我是困在鼓點裡的魂魄
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
當我的聲音頻率被地震儀檢測到我就把它翻譯出來
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
噪音蔓延，在Royce的腦子裡來回不斷
I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
在他房間裡誘捕他，控制他，吊起他的床
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
直到邪惡像毒鉛一樣在他的血液裡流淌
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
告訴他他所有弟兄都死了
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
我讓他加入黑暗一邊他做出了選擇說
Told him each one of his boys is dead
誰更硬漢？喲我做過更壞的
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
我們可以坐進兩輛車並朝著對方加速

來看看誰會先轉彎
[Royce]
兩個瞎土匪心理承受能力感到恐慌
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
那顆凌駕於其他9顆行星之上的恆星般的心智容量
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
親吻惡魔的面頰
To see which one'll swerve first
智商水平比貧民區裡的高音極限還要高
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
被炒魷魚，我不是體面的人給無神論者蒙羞
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
如愛國者般空手攔截導彈
Kissed the cheek of the devil
一首不用劍就被切割的歌我埋葬了基督的屍體
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
在我過往的生活中，當黑騎士騎白馬
Dismissal, I 'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
一直過度工作，那就像納粹一樣
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
合作，為掌控地球
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
這就是壞與邪相會的結果
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
我們抽著大麻直到我們看上去就像越南人
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
我是壞，他是邪惡，就像Steve Seagal
Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth
在法律之上，因為我們不認同警察（便便，我也是）

我們不渴望被法律認同
[Eminem]
所以請留給我你Jeep Eagle越野車的鑰匙
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
我吸的乙醚3倍於致命劑量
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
同時用染病的針頭朝自己膝蓋一扎
He's Evil , and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
朝射程範圍內的所有人釋放暴怒
Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither)
冷到足夠讓季節變成冰涼的雨
We ain't eager to be legal
（他瘋了）不我沒有，我只想注射一針，現在我很惱怒
So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
因為我找不到合適的靜脈
I breathe ether in three amounts
災難才智畏懼
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
我壞到自殺然後永生
Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
在我死後毀了我的靈魂
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
當危險的時，其實挺好玩的，我的風格很像服務生
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
因為我為任何陌生人提供金錢
Cuz I can't find a decent vain
我掃射100槍，射到他們關節打結

緊靠著你開槍，就好像快速出拳
[Royce]
在旗幟上撒尿，再把它點燃，殺了你再去參加你的葬禮
The disaster wit dreds
勒住你的身體，確認你確實已死
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
鞭抽人的肥屁股，大打出手，擊碎你的下巴
To kill my soul after I'm dead
我的拳頭裹著紗布，蘸在膠水和玻璃間
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
我要燃燒剩下的MC，同時讓他們記住我
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
但不知怎的，那些MC卻不怎麼能引起我的關注
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
從各個角度，端著一把Mac衝鋒槍瘋狂掃射引發雪崩，掃射到火山噴發
While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
引發雪崩，掃射到火山噴發
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
在嗎？比利哎呦怎麼了我們就來接你
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
等下，他們知道那是我
Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws
我曾是個大嘴巴，記得我嗎
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
我就是那個把你房子燒了的，現在我又出來了
I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
現在我又出來了，這次我要回來炸了你的房
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
想逃跑，一個窗戶都不會留給你
>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
給我兩片脂肪片三個迷幻蘑菇
And bust till volcanoes errupt
你不會看見我像那些桑拿房裡的胖子一樣

要下地獄，我準備好了
[interlude]
我要把空氣充進氣囊裡，讓人來呼吸

這就是壞與邪相會的結果
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
我們抽著大麻直到我們看上去就像越南人
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
我是壞他是邪，就像Steve Seagal

與和平為敵，地獄再接著繼續
[Eminem]
（我們會等著）地獄再會
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
華爾街，Royce Da 5'9'， Slim Shady
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
我們續集地獄再會（拜拜）
Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
壞與邪相會，嘿（直到下次）
And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
那就是壞與邪相會的故事
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
郡裡最高通緝的兩個人
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
讓Jesse James和Billy the Kid看上去就像遵紀守法的好公民
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
太可惜，他們不能再走他們曾經的路
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
背後中彈從那間沙龍出來時

但他們的靈魂依然存活直到今天
[Royce + (Eminem)]
噓...等等，聽見了嗎？
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
(We'll be waitin) See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine , Slim Shady
See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time)

[Cowboy]
And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day
Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that?
[Footsteps and windblowing]