ALL I NEED

All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome with your friend
Waiting under the tree, yeah
All I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of ****, yeah
January, you just went away
February, bought you flowers and some candy
March, April, oh you wanted a break
Then in May, you forgot it was my birthday
June, July , I forget I was high
August, September, I don't wanna remember
October, November, you're back in my life
Now I'm waiting for that something in December
Girl , you be cold
Like the snow
Just come on home
And be my ho ho ho, oh
All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome with your friend
Waiting under the tree
Yeah all I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of ****
Trees every day like it's Christmas
Got a couple bad ******* on my wishlist
And my car so low, and my heart so broke
I was wondering if maybe you could fix this
We were always painting such a perfect picture
Now I'm trying everything just to forget her
So tell me why you had to go
I didn't wanna spend this Christmas all alone
Girl, you be cold
Like the snow
Just come on home
And be my ho ho ho, oh
All I need this Christmas
Is a threesome with your friend
Waiting under the tree
Yeah all I need this Christmas
Is a little Jameson and a bag full of **** yeah