Spill Vill

Skit, Part 1: Desi Banks (in Character), Kountry Wayne
第一部分：
Now, now, now, look at this
看啊看啊
Im so glad you came to the trap
我很高興你們能來到這糟糕的地方
Im glad somebody know Jesus is real
我很高興你們深信上帝是存在的
Look at my grandbaby
看看這小伙
Yeah, yeah, Jesus is real, but your damn pastor aint
好吧，好吧，耶穌是存在的，但你們那該死的牧師是個虛偽的傢伙
Thats, thats–ooh–now thats when I leave cause I know what you talkin bout
啊啊，噢噢，我該走了，因為我根本不知道你在說什麼！
Look like the devils on you, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
你似乎被惡魔附身了，再見，再見，我得走了
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, yeah , bye, yeah
好吧好吧好吧，再見，再見
Goodbye, so crazy, I-, ooh
再見，這太瘋狂了，唉
You almost made me curse
你害得我快要被詛咒了
Yeah, your pastor been cursin, a open curse, he got my money
啊啊啊，你們那牧師一直被詛咒著，他拿了我的錢！
Ima throw this peppermint at you
我要把這薄荷扔到你身上
Yeah, go ahead, throw it
好吧，扔啊，扔啊
Child, open up this door, I dont know whats wrong with this boy
伙計，開門吧，你這孩子怎麼回事
Your pastor breath stink
你們的牧師身上散發著臭味！
Bye
我要走了
Yeah
好啊
Skit, Part 2: Desi Banks & Kountry Wayne
第二部分：
Bruh, what the hell was goin on out there, boy?
唉，這是怎麼回事，伙計
Ayy, man, Im out here tryna get my money from that pastor that be lyin to the members of the church
哎，伙計，我來這兒是打算從那騙子牧師手裡拿回我的錢
Bruh, what do he owe you, boy?
啊，他欠你什麼，伙計
Boy, he owe me millions , he owe me plenty money
哥們，他欠我幾百萬，我欠我的錢數不清啦
[...]
伙計，這傢伙一直在這一片做音樂和一些其它的
Boy, the boy been playing Tonk in the hood and everything
伙計，這混蛋欠我不少錢
Boy, the nigga owe me some money, too, boy
我和Parlay在街上逛
Me and Parlay was up the street [...]
我看到這牧師開著賓利
I seen the pastor round there with a Bentley Coupe
“這混蛋怎麼開著一輛賓利？”我當時是這麼說的
I said, 'What the hell he doin with a Bentley?'
噢噢
Oh, oh, yeah
慢著慢著，你不打算打劫這座教堂吧
Hold up, you aint bout to rob the church, is you ? I aint with that
我沒那意思，我只是想說
I aint gon rob the church, but Im just sayin
如果他拿了我的錢，我得關心我的錢用到哪裡了
If he got my money, I got to take care of that
好吧，去吧去吧，就這麼幹吧
Yeah, go get it, but, yeah, you go get it and bring mine back
我說，但你得幫我，老兄
Im sayin-, but you got that on you, though?
第三部分：
Skit, Part 3: Big Rube
嘿，你們好啊
Hey, how yall doin?
喔，近來可好，OG，近來可好？
Oh, whats up, OG, whats up?
我老遠就听見剛剛你們這吵吵鬧鬧的
I couldnt help but overhear yall conversation just now
我通常不多管閒事，但一些事情讓我現在不得不和你們談談了
I usually mind my own business, but something moved me to speak to yall this morning
但先說好，我可不是法官
I aint judgin, though
嘿，我贊同我聽到的絕大部分
Hell, I agree with most of what I heard
他們說別詢問上帝
They say dont question God
一個像我這樣的伙計說我在詢問你們這幫混蛋，而不是上帝
A nigga like me say I was questionin you mother****ers, not God
並且，我保證他有著比我們更多的答案
Besides, I guarantee he got more answers than we do
總是問著所有人：“耶穌會怎麼做？”
Always askin everybody, 'What would Jesus do?'
但他們從不問耶穌，你懂我意思嗎
But they never ever ask Jesus, you know what Im talkin bout?
無數人相信你說的所有話，如果你說的夠動聽的話
A lot of folks believe anything you tell em if it sound good enough
他瘋了
*** was crazy as a razor blade necktie
但他是主導者，所以人們跟從他
But he was a master manipulator, so people got behind him
我現在可以在這裡做一場很有說服力的爭辯，說上帝是黑人，但有什麼意義呢
I can make a really convincing argument right here, right now that Jesus was as black as Shaka Zulu, but to what end?
爭論只會讓我們分裂，讓我們被奴役
Arguin bout it would only divide us to be conquered
就像你永遠不要打開一個可以救命的包裹
Its like never openin a package that couldve saved your life
因為你沒時間爭論它是UPS送過來的還是Fedex（二者均為美國快遞公司）
Cause you was too damn busy arguin over whether UPS or Fedex delivered it
我說的話聽完你們作何感想？
See how that sound?
天哪，OG，我從未那樣想過這問題
Damn, OG, I aint really looked at it like that
現在別再吝嗇了，讓我在走之前再喝一杯
Now stop bein stingy and let me get a swig of that liquor fore I run up in this church