BOOTY CALL (skit)

Yo, what's up
嗯，有事嗎
Like this is literally how our conversations go,
我們談話的方式現在就這樣
Tell me this doesn't sound weird
告訴我這聽起來不奇怪
If you were a girl then you would think this shit was weird
如果你是個女孩，你會覺得這很離譜
You're gonna text me 'Goodmorning,' we don' t talk all day, right
你給我發消息“早上好”，然後我們一天都不說話，對吧
You'll text me around, hmm, probably eleven or twelve,
你會回我消息，嗯，大概十一或十二，
When you feel like responding
當你想回應的時候
Wanting you to come over, you come over,
我想讓你過來，你就會過來
Like, like, that shit's so weird and then again,
好像，好像，這太奇怪了然後第二天又重複
I don't text you through the whole day
我一天都不給你發消息
But then I'll text you at night, and then you'll come over, like what
但是晚上我會給你發消息，然後你就會過來，這像什麼
Like literally a booty call, that is the definition of a booty call
就像字面上的約炮一樣，這就是約炮的定義
And a ho and I am not a ho
我像個隨便的女人但我不是
So, I'm not down with that, like that's bullshit
所以，我不想再繼續下去了，真是太扯了
Like I have shit happening, I do things too like,
我也有很多麻煩，有很多事有處理
I still find the time for you though
但我還是給你留出了時間
And if you don't wanna find the time for me,
如果你不想理我
That is totally okay,
那也完全沒問題
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just ****ed up
只要別讓我那麼想或者其他的，我真的很煩
Like, I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what
就像，我不想這麼被對待，我很對不起，但這像什麼