BATHROOM (skit)

You have one new voice message
“你收到了一條語音留言”
First voice message
“第一條”
Are you ****ing serious?
“你是認真的嗎”
You had Alyssa over there?
“你在那邊約了Alyssa”
I saw her picture in your ****ing bathroom
“我在你浴室看見她的照片了”
You can't say that's not your ****ing bathroom
“你總不能說那不是你的浴室吧”
I see the gray towels and I see the cologne in your background
“我看到了你的灰色毛巾你的古龍香水”
You're a ****ing piece of shit, Charlton
“Charlton 你可真是個混蛋”
That's been my friend since the sixth ****ing grade, I hate you
“她是我六年級就認識的朋友”
I hope you die
“你怎麼不去死”