mean Mr. mustard (take 20)

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
吝嗇的芥末先生睡在公園裡
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
在黑暗中刮鬍子，試圖節省紙張

Sleeps in a hole in the road, yes, she does
睡在路上的一個洞裡

Saving up to buy some clothes, yes, she is
想存錢買衣服

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, yes, she does,
鼻子裡塞著一張十英鎊的紙幣

Such a mean old man, yes, she is
真是個吝嗇鬼

Such a mean old man, yes, she is
真是個吝嗇鬼

His sister Shirley works in a shop
他妹妹雪莉在一家商店工作
She never stops, she's a go-getter
她從不停下來，她是個能幹的人

She takes him out to look at the queen, that's the queen
帶他去看女王

Only place that he's ever been, that's the queen
他唯一去過的地方

Always shouts out something obscene
總喊些下流的東西

Such a dirty old man
真是個噁心鬼

Dirty old man
真是個噁心鬼