If I Were A Girl

If I were a girl
如果我變成了女生
even just for a day
即使只有一天
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
我會在早上從床上滾下來
and wonder what just happened to me.
思考我身上發生了啥
Oh no don't tell me they're real.
oh no!別跟我說這是真的
Yeah I think they're real.
是的我認為這是真的
Something else is missing
有個啥東西不見了
Where the hecks my PEN15!
我的XX去哪啦！ ！ ！
If I were a girl
如果我變成了女生
would I still look like a guy?
我會看起來還像個男的嗎
No I wont put on make up
不老娘不會去不化妝
but I might just want to give that bra a try.
但是老娘可能會試試胸罩是個啥滋味
If I were a girl
如果我變成了女生
I could mess with the guys.
我可以跟男生們在一起亂搞
No, no not like that
不不是你想的那樣
I mean When we get a nice dinner
我的意思是我們一起共進晚餐的時候
I'll make sure they buy.
我會確保讓男生們來買單
I could seduce them .
老娘會引誘他們
Show them my nice behind.
讓他們瞅瞅老娘的美
Yo Zach check out that
嘿ZACH 來看看這個
A.. . OMG Ha gotcha.
額OMG 逮到你了
You totally like guys!
你絕逼喜歡男的
If I were a girl
如果我變成了女生
I'd have the nicest legs.
我會擁有修長圓潤的大腿
I refuse to cook in the kitchen
老娘拒絕下廚房
I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
但是老娘用微波爐可是有一手
If I were a girl
如果我變成了女生
please don't get mad if I'm mean.
千萬不要生氣如果~我的意思是
I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
倫家對這幅身體還不熟悉這一個月一次的事倫家還沒經歷過呢
No I don't really know
我確實不知道
if I want to change back.
我是否想變回來
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
因為倫家喜歡自己的新髮型男生們也都愛我的
FACE whatt!
臉啥！ ！ ！
Oh if I were a girl
如果我變成了女生
I don't think I'd ever understand
我不認為我能夠理解
How it feelsto be a girl.
作為一個女生是什麼感覺
God please change me back to a man!
老天爺啊把我變回男的吧
If I were a girl.
如果我變成了女生