A Guy Walks Into a Bar

The joke's on me and it ain't funny
這個笑話是針對我的，但不好笑
Everybody but me could see the punch line coming a mile away
除了我，沒人明白它離好笑差太遠了
I've heard it so many times I can tell it to the T
我聽過很多次了，能一絲不漏地講出來
Believe me I could sell it all day
相信我，我可以整天都將之賣弄
It goes
這個笑話是這樣的
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
有個人走進了酒吧，點了一杯酒
Sees a girl that catches his eye
他看見了一個迷人的姑娘
Asks her if she wants another
問她想不想再喝一杯
They fall for each other and end up lovers
他們相愛了，終成眷屬
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
他們歡笑，哭泣，緊緊相擁一起度過了一段時光
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
有天晚上，她開車消逝在黑夜中
And a guy walks into a bar
然後有個人走進了酒吧
I'd laugh too if my heart would let me
如果我的心允許，我也會笑
Keeping it light will probably help to get me over you
心中的負擔少一些你也許我就能忘掉
I'm walking, talking, drinking proof
我走路，說話，不再喝酒
A cliché in a corner booth
這個笑話不過是角落裡的陳詞濫調
Ain 't nothing new
毫無新意
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
有個人走進了酒吧，點了一杯酒
Sees a girl that catches his eye
他看見了一個迷人的姑娘
Asks her if she wants another
問她想不想再喝一杯
They fall for each other and end up lovers
他們相愛了，終成眷屬
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
他們歡笑，哭泣，緊緊相擁一起度過了一段時光
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
有天晚上，她開車消逝在黑夜中
And a guy walks into a bar
然後有個人走進了酒吧
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
有個人走進了酒吧，點了一杯酒
Sees a girl that catches his eye
他看見了一個迷人的姑娘
Asks her if she wants another
問她想不想再喝一杯
They fall for eachother and end up lovers
他們相愛了，終成眷屬
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
他們歡笑，哭泣，緊緊相擁一起度過了一段時光
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
有天晚上，她開車消逝在黑夜中
And a guy walks into a bar
然後有個人走進了酒吧
A guy walks into a bar
有個人走進了酒吧
A guy walks into a bar
有個人走進了酒吧