Chet's Speech

All right, *****, *****, *****!
Come on in ***** lovers!
Here at the ***** Twister we're sla ***ng ***** in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of *****, this is a ***** blow out!
All right, we got white *****, black *****, Spanish *****, yellow *****,
we got hot *****, cold *****,
we got wet *****, we gotsmelly *****, we got hairy *****, bloody *****, we got snappin' *****, we got silk ***** , velvet *****, Naugahyde *****,
we even got horse *****, dog *****, chicken *****!
Come on, you want *****, come on in, ***** lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Come on in, ***** lovers!