Ass Like That

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你讓我難以置信你擺動臀部的方式
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因為我從未見過如此性感的翹臀
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你扭擺的方式讓我焦躁不安，丁丁開始勃起
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
如同彈簧玩具
I ain't never seen an ass like that
我依舊不能相信，因為它好到了極點
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
我真的從未見過如此豐滿的屁股
Doing, doing, doing
你扭動臀部的動作讓我心猿意馬，小弟弟開始按不下去

如同彈簧玩具
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
她跳舞的動作好像就是練過專業肚皮舞
I ain't never seen an ass like that
她聽著新音樂的節奏開始搖擺
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
我想有人應該在敲門
Doing, doing, doing
但敲去吧，我懶得應門

警察叔叔衝進來說：“舉起手來”
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
但小弟弟不爭氣的按不下去
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
讓我舉起手來是怎麼個意思？
Think someones at the door
拜託，我也是個大活人，我有緊急情況
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
我還沒完事，你們先等我撒完尿再說吧
Police saying 'freeze'
我沒有反抗逮捕的意思，我會服從命令，警察叔叔
Doing, doing, doing
我已經雙膝跪地了
What do you mean freeze?
我不能繼續往下趴了，我已經做到了極限
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
別把我當成一個殺人犯一樣對待好嗎？我只是膀胱小而已
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
哦對了，我是寫R&B歌曲的，我也會唱歌
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
用漢語就是什麼慶，哦對，重重重慶
I'm already on my knees
哎呀，我開玩笑的，別當真
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
如有冒犯我道歉，拜託放過我吧
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
我只是一個玩偶玩具，我是Trimph，百度一樣我
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
我想說什麼就說什麼，大家都喜歡這樣的我
Ring-a-chong, a- ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
我不敢相信你的臀部是真的
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
因為我從未見過如此完美的翹臀
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
你搖擺起來讓我心猿意馬，小弟弟按不下去
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
如同彈簧玩具
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
傑西卡·辛普森看起來真的很火辣

尼克，我從未見過你的妻子那樣的翹臀
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
我每次在電視機看到她我就開始勃起
I ain't never seen an ass like that
丁丁如彈簧玩具一樣
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
麥瑞·凱特愛什麗曾經是純潔的少女
Doing, doing, doing
但她們的臀圍隨著年齡開始慢慢增長

我帶著爆米花在電影院看著她們的電影
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
警察出現說：“不許動”
Nick I ain 't never seen an ass like that
好像他們對我的小雞雞產生了疑問
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
不過你們讓我不許動是什麼意思？
Doing, doing, doing
天啊，我才剛剛坐下

我買票進場的，我花了錢的，我也拉好了我的拉鍊
Mary -Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
行行好別把我從電影院轟走
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
我還沒看到麥瑞凱特洗澡的片段呢
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
我不是有意表現的很齷齪，我也不想把事情鬧大
Police saying 'freeze'
請別把我對待的像自慰者一樣好嗎，這電影是PG等級的
Doing doing doing
警察叔叔，我想見我的律師
What do you mean freeze?
我要給自己一個清白，我應該被無罪釋放
Geez, I just got my seat
無罪釋放，對沒錯，重獲自由
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
我的律師太忙，和邁克爾在一起，暫時不能見我？
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
我可是Triumph啊，我專損明星
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
我的工作只負責黑他們，觀眾們只負責笑，哈，多虧了這小玩偶
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
我不敢相信你搖擺它的方式
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
因為我從來沒見過如此完美的翹臀
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
你翹起你翹臀的時候讓我小雞雞按不下去
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
和彈簧玩具一樣
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
Hilary Duff是個長著幼齒的未成年丫頭
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
所以我沒能有幸看到她的翹臀
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
我想明年她就可以讓我的丁丁勃起來
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
然後像彈簧玩具一樣

她跳舞的樣子就像是脫衣舞店的主力小姐
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
在MV裡表現的很誘人，並說著：
I ain't never seen an ass like that
“我需要一個男朋友”“真巧，我的名字叫JoJo”
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
警察又出沒了：“不許動! ”
Doing, doing, doing
但我還在玩兒我的彈簧玩具

什麼意思？還來？不約，叔叔，我們不約
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
你拿我的電腦和鑰匙幹嗎？我的電腦沒有蒼老師
I ain't never seen a butt like that
不如你嚐嚐我的大麻餅乾吧？警察叔叔，吃吃看
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
還有我做了這些耶穌果汁，喝一杯吧
Doing, doing, doing
沒有人能逃走我的手掌心，包括我自己

我現在都不知道翻譯會不會審核“小雞雞”“臀部”之類的詞語
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
不過這又不是和諧版本，我還是寫了上去
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
Janet，我看到你走光了，我看到你的大咪咪了
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
哎呀哎呀，對不起，我開玩笑的
Police saying 'freeze'
我開玩笑太過分了，我想我得趕緊逃命
Doing, doing, doing
我鑽進了直升飛機，所有人滾蛋
What do you mean freeze?
都趴下，我不再是玩偶狗了，我現在是阿諾德·施瓦辛格！
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
我不敢相信你擺動翹臀的樣子
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
因為我從未見過像你那樣的臀部
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
你搖擺它時讓我的小丁丁按不下去
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
如同彈簧玩具
I don'teven know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
格溫，你能在我身上撒尿嗎
On the radio, but I think I did
因為我想欣賞你那樣的翹臀
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
但當你搖擺它的時候讓我心猿意馬，讓我開始勃起
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
如同彈簧玩具
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Dr.Dre:你他媽是不是有毛病？ Em:(黑人問號臉)???
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
【Doing並不是指'幹'的意思而是彈簧的擬聲詞把下面勃起時比喻成彈簧】
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? （ha!）



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