IT SA miracle

Miraculous you call it babe
親愛的，你把這稱為奇蹟
You ain't seen nothing yet
其實你哪裡見過什麼
They've got Pepsi in the Andes
安第斯山有百事可樂
McDonalds in Tibet
麥當勞開進了西藏
Yousemite's been turned into a golf course
優山美地國家公園
For the Japs
成了日本人打高爾夫球的地方
The Dead Sea is alive with rap
死海因說唱樂而活過來
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
底格里斯河和幼發拉底河之間
There's a leisure centre now
現在是一個度假中心
They've got all kinds of sports
他們有各種各樣的運動
They've got Bermuda shorts
他們有百慕大群島的短褲
They had *** in Pennsylvania
他們在賓夕法尼亞大學行房事
A Brazilian grew a tree
一個巴西人種了一棵樹
A doctor in Manhattan
曼哈頓的一個醫生
Saved the dying man for free
免費救了一位垂死的病人
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
Another miracle
又一個奇蹟
By the grace of God Almighty
得自於萬能上帝的恩典
And pressures of the marketplace
和市場的壓力
The human race has civilized itself
人類使自己開化了
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
We've got warehouses of butter
我們有一倉庫一倉庫的黃油
We've got oceans of wine
我們有海洋般浩瀚的酒
We've got famine when we need it
如果需要，我們還有飢荒
We've got designer crime
有罪惡的創始者
We've got Mercedes
我們有梅賽德斯
We've got Porsche
我們有保時捷
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
法拉利和勞斯萊斯
We've got choice
我們有選擇
She said meet me in the Garden
她說來見我
Of Gethsemane my dear
在客西馬尼花園，我親愛的
The Lord said Peter I can see your house form here
上帝說彼得我能從這裡看見你的家
An honest man
一個誠實的居家男人
Finally reaped what he had sown
最後為他播下的得到收穫
And a farmer in Ohio
一個俄亥俄農夫
Has just repaid a loan
收成剛好抵得清欠款
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
Another miracle
又一個奇蹟
By the grace of God Almighty
得自於萬能上帝的恩典
And pressures of the marketplace
和市場的競爭
The human race has civilized itself
人類使自己開化了
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟
We cower in our shelters
我們畏縮在自己的屋簷下
With our hands over our ears
用手遮住我們的耳朵
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
勞埃德·韋伯音樂劇裡可怕的東西
Runs for years and years and years
一年又一年地不斷上演
An earthquake hits the theatre
一場地震襲擊了劇院
But the operetta lingers
但歌舞劇繼續
Then the piano lid comes down
然後鋼琴蓋落下
And breaks his ******* fingers
砸斷了他們的手指
It's a miracle
這是奇蹟