Theres A Platypus Controlling Me
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Theres A Platypus Controlling Me 歌詞
Vanessa: Dad?
凡妮莎:爸？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
杜博士:嗨，凡妮莎！
Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
凡妮莎:爸，你在幹什麼
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well Ill be honest, I dont really understand
杜博士:誠實的講我現在確實不知道
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
我從山上滾下來現在手上有膠水
And I got records on my fingers
碟片現在粘在我手上
Teens: Whaaat?
眾人:什麼？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
杜博士:碟片粘手上
I got records on my fingers and I just cant stop
碟片粘手上根本停不下來
Teens: Dont stop
眾:別停
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I cant stop, I got a platypus controlling me
杜:我停不下來有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我
Teens: Whaaat?
眾:什麼？
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
杜:有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我
Now let me sum it up
我從頭再說一遍
It was a strange set of circumstances
這是個很奇怪的情況
Teens: Strange set of circumstances
眾:奇怪情況
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,
杜:我從山上滾下來現在手上有膠水
now I got records on my fingers and I just cant stop
碟片粘手上根本停不下來
Teens: Dont stop! Dont stop!
眾:別停！別停！
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
杜:如果現在有可能的話
Theres a Platypus Controlling Me, hes underneath the table
有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我，他就在桌子下
Teens: Theres a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT?
眾:有隻鴨嘴獸在控制他-什麼？
Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!
某人:我明白了，鴨嘴獸是種不好的隱喻
Teens: Like corporations are a platypus
眾:就像公司鴨嘴獸
The governments a platypus
山姆大叔鴨嘴獸
Your teacher is a platypus
你的老師鴨嘴獸
Weird Teen:My teacher is a panda
某人:我的老師是熊貓
Teens: Societys a platypus
眾:社會鴨嘴獸
My parents are a platypus
我的父母鴨嘴獸
The medias a platypus
媒體鴨嘴獸
Its all just propaganda
這只是個宣傳
Yeah weve all got a platypus controlling us
有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我們
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me
杜:不，只是我
Teens: Weve all got a platypus controlling us
眾:有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我們
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Id stop if I was able
杜:如果我能停我就會停下
Teens: Weve all got a platypus controlling us
眾:有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我們
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Im not speaking metaphorically
杜:這不是個比喻
the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
有隻鴨嘴獸在控制我藏在桌底下
Wait! Oh wait, no, hes gone!
等等！他走了！
Heyyy! Theres no platypus controlling me.
現在沒有鴨嘴獸在控制我了！
Theres no platypus controlling me!
現在沒有鴨嘴獸在控制我了！
